Farts

1. The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

2. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

3. The Proud Person: One who thinks her farts are excaptionally fine.

4. The Shy Person: One who releases a silent fart and then blushes.

5. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

6. The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truely concerned about air pollution.

7. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

8. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

9. The Honest Person: One who admits she farted but has a medical reason for it.

10. The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.

11. The Foolish Person: One who supresses her farts for hours and hours.

12. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

13. The Antisocial Person: One who Excuses himself to fart in complete privacy.

14. The Strategic Person: One who conceals her farts with loud laughter.

15. The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of her neighbors fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.

16. The Sadistic Person: One who farts and then fluffs the covers over her lovers head.

17. The Atheletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

18. The Miserable Person: One who would truely love to fart, but can't fart at all.

19. The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

20. The Bruiser: One who farts so loud and hard that she bruises her butt cheeks.