Butchbreakups

May I visit Bobo? (the cat)   = When you least expect it...I'm snatchin Bobo.

I tried and Tried but I'm sorry = Your a twat but the sex was good.

It's just not working    =    Your swell but the sex sucked.

I think you're a great girl   = I've seen better.

I'm not ready for something so serious right now = I'vr found a hotter femme.

I need time to think my life over = I think I am a femme.

We're on two different levels = I'm successful, you are not.

Its not you, it's me   = I don't want to hurt you, but you suck.

I'm glad we met = I'm glad I banged you.

I hope we can still be friends = I hope I can still bang you.

May I visit Bobo? (the cat)   = I need a way to keep you in my life.

I tried and tried but I'm sorry = I hate the way you pick your nose & scratch your ass.

It's just not working    =    @ least my vibe doesnt fart in public.

I think you're a great girl   = Just not great enough for me.

I'm not ready for something so serious right now = I'm afraid of being hurt.

I need time to think my life over = I think I am straight *GASP*

We're on two different levels = You are so damn immature.

Its not you, it's me   = Its all you, but you will never change.

I'm glad we met = I hate you

I hope we can still be friends = With a friend like me you wont need an enemy.