Walmart, 3am.
Ashley Furniture Home Store
The Comfort Inn
The Quincy Mall
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McDonalds
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| There must have been some great confusion as to how much the back of Ginger with the jingly crazy hat on would cost. She had four different price tags, and two of them I believe were discounted on the side. Of course I couldn't not have a picture of Crockett in front of the foods department with her scarf and sugary ducks, so, I got one. Then in quick decision I decided to also get one of Ginger pulling a "Pirates" look with the jingly crazy hat. It almost looks as if she is wearing lipstick. But I must stress that Ginger despises makeup and is not wearing it. "hahahahaha...yeah, make up sucks ass" What better picture to have then but Crockett and Ginger doing a "stack" picture with some random objects in Crocketts hand. After a lapse in time of picture taking, but not a lapse in time of fun, Crockett found a shirt that clearly displayed pictures of our little friend telling us how to avoid getting a job. And as annoyed as I am with people talking about getting a job(and as annoyed as I know Ginger is, too) it was quite the funny shirt. It would have been funny anyway. And more accurate if I had been a lesbian or a bisexual. But indeed, the situation did increase my enjoyment of the shirts content. Of course, how could we pass up the opportunity to have someone hide in the clothes rack, once again, and be very very sneaky. So Geri did. I had alcohol on my head at one point in time, but a picture was not obtained. If I remember correctly it was a "fishing" hat and it said "Corona" on it. Following the point in time where we were on our way to put the pretty hat's back, and head towards the exiting area, inspiration hit me to do something that I personally would really love to do to these pathetic clothes that stores like Walmart sell in order to grab as much cash as possible by catering to the popular majority of sluts and bitches. That comment is very opinionated, but the truth is that I would gladly perform these actions, nonetheless. Finally we found our way back to the hats department and, sadly, returned the jingly crazy hat that we loved so much. I threw it on the floor first though, to take a picture of it for my memory. I could not possibly begin to describe the incredible fun that Geri and I had when she decided that she was going to follow me wherever I went. As anyone knows, when someone begins to play that game with you, you always, always, always, make it hard for them, and have fun in the process. Then, as Crockett once pointed out to me at school, I did an abrupt stop, and held the camera out in front of my face to take an unguided picture of Ginger standing behind me. To hers and my pleasure,Ginger happened to pull off a Conan O'brien face for the camera. The moment, much like the one of Crockett with her super sugary ducks, was a complete success. After searching for Crockett in the checkout lines, and finally finding her, we wandered sadly with closure out to the van and exited Walmart 3 am. As we turned on the van we noted that although we started Walmart 3 am at 2 am, our exiting time was exactly 3:18 am. Which was great. After failed pictures of departure because of the darkness of Crockett and Ginger, we happily captured pictures of Gem City Delivery Center, which is a place where orphan and newborn cars live. Without a doubt, on our way home, there were numerous pictures captured of the lights along the streets. What else? Among these we brought in various business signs that glowed a pretty glow to us in the darkness. Those will be listed at the end of this document. Actually, I am going to type them now. But for poetic style, I am going to place them at the end of this document, so that I do not interrupt its flow. Along our way we managed to capture many lights, and even a drive-by picture of the McDonalds building. At one point when driving by the hospital we ended up behind a cemi truck, and for some unknown reason, I decided to take a picture of a cemi, on broadway, in front of the hospital, at three-something in the morning. The reason is probably the fact that Crockett pointed out to us that a cemi was crossing broadway, but I suppose we will never really know. Okay, so we do know, but it really is more fun to say that we don't. It spices up the story line a bit. Down and down the streets we go, trying to find Ginger's house. And although we all three know where Ginger lives perfectly well, it was 3:30 in the morning. You try finding it then and not getting confused. Haha. After finding her house through much labor, (not literal labor), we dropped her off, and began to return to my house. We did in fact pass two cop cars on the way, who both ended up going the same direction, and we decided that we would turn and weave our way around the blocks so that they would not follow us. We happened to also be driving on a street where I was hit with dejavu like a van is hit by a freight trian. I had a dream once, and in that dream was that street. We finally got back and came inside. I realized full well before we left that the door was unlocked all night, but it didn't seem to phase me much. Crockett and I sat in my room and spoke about things for a few more minutes. And then she happily picked up the movies and began to head towards the door. We decided that I was going to lock the door, and I made sure to tell her the always wise advice, "Don't drink milk and drive." Afterwards of doing all of this, I retrieved my camera, uploaded the pictures, rid of the green tint, and prepared them to be placed onto our fabulous website for people to see. Crockett, being home alone for the next few days, decided to go to bed, but leave her messenger connected so that we could entertain her, ect. Knowing that we kept her up for many hours which she could have been sleeping, I decided that I was going to avoid sleep and entertain Ginger until about seven in the morning. Elsewise, how could she ever pick out her birthday cake. So here we are, and it is 5:45 in the morning, and I am typing this up. The sky is slightly purple, and I do believe that this is the close, of the very beloved, Walmart, 3am. Ashley Furniture Home Store The Comfort Inn The Quincy Mall and McDonalds |
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