MISSING!

Have you seen any of these men?

Last seen: in striped flares and purple-tinted granny glasses, somewhere around The Good Mixer, Camden NW1.

If you know the whereabouts of Simon White, Matt Everett, Johnny Dean, Chris Gentry or Stuart Black, please contact us urgently by mailing: [email protected]

You will be offered a healthy reward*

*you’ll be offered it, but of course if we don’t wanna give it you, we don’t have to. Nah-nah.