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Geeks Gallery
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Mmmmm. How convenient. Two geeks in one picture.
On the right is Graham Coxon, on the left is Matt Sharp
formerly of Weezer. When his band The Rentals toured with Blur they used
to swap round on stage to see if anyone would notice.
Or summat like that. I'll have to check actually. |
| The current Weezer line-up (alas, minus Matt
Sharp). But come to think of it, that bloke second from left is quite
nice. Rivers Cuomo. Stupid name. Have I even spelt it right?
This picture is a bit small isn't it? You can't even see his
head. Update: After seeing Weezer last night we have decided we
definitely DO NOT fancy Rivers Cuomo, until he has a shave. He'd
grown a dodgy beard and 'tache. Looked like a cross between Rolf Harris
and a 70s porn star. |
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I found an article in one of the Sunday papers:
"... one finds it hard to admit that the male icons TV produces
are actually quite a turn-off. So, out of pity, women develop sympathy
crushes on these unappealing men. Their weak and nurturing sides try to
make even the vilest man feel desirable ... What, too, but an
overdeveloped sense of charity can make otherwise sensible women claim to
fancy the likes of Jools Holland, Johnny Vaughan, Billy Connolly, Robson
Green, Paul Merton, Des Lynam, Louis Theroux and Jonathan
Ross?"
That's well out of order Ms Julie Birchill.
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| Incidentally, this is a picture from the episode
of Never Mind The Buzzcocks featuring Steve Lamacq! Did you know: there was once a feud
between Mark Lamarr and Chris Moyles, which ended up with Lamarr
publicly threatening to murder Chris Moyles. Fascinating.
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Err no, I don't think so. We're not paedophiles. |
| Oo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly.
NB: this is a joke. In fact, the whole site is a joke, and if you didn't realise that, then what's wrong with you? |

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Coming soon...
I intend to prove that Graham Coxon is actually Elvis Costello's
lovechild! |
| This is Phillip Schofield, of the Broom Cupboard fame. He was good friends with Gordon the Gopher.. and later went on to star in the classy
Talking Telephone Numbers. Oh yeah, and Laura had a crush on him when she was
8.
(Of course Phillip here isn't your typical geek, but we thought it was
worth a laugh anyway.) |
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Hylnur in 101 Reykjavik, played by Hilmir Snær Gunnason. (This bloke is probably a
sex symbol in Iceland!) |
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