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Balls Off

Can you have your balls cut off?
?FFo tuc sllab ruoy evah uoy nac.
BallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBalls
Can you have your balls balls balls

Bongos of Death

BassBassBassBassBassBassBassBass
Bongos of death

Death Metal Song of Death

Pants smothered with blood of a corpse
Drive-by shootings in the night.
Technology of death
Gave my cat a fright.

I see the bus come down my street
I get on the bus.
Rahh...
Rahh... The bus of death! Rah!

I keep this penis as a memento of your death
I keep it in a jar next to my false teeth
And my chemistry teacher's mother's head.
Ass biscuits.. Rah!!!

Spawn of the demons of Satan
Deadly infection of death.
My knob rot is so bad I can no longer serve ewes...
Rah!

Electroburlapnetics

Gaf a si drahcir ffilc

Chicken on a roll with bread

Suckie, suckie one dollar
Scrotum
Penis
Bend Over
Goats
Balls balls balls
Tits tits tits
Tits
Take your bra off
Ass Biscuits
You fat ol' bitch
Fish tits tits balls
Ill stick this up your arse
Fish tits tits balls
Fish tits tits balls
FECK OFF!

Rotten Legs of the Library of Death

Born of The Devil and hung on a cross
I have no legs or no arms
My penis is small but so is yours
Or thats what Ive heard anyway

Hung on a cross and left to die
Crucifixtion of my goat
What does any of this have to do with the price of eggs?
E = mc^2

Lamb of the Jews eaten by a bat
A symbol of turmoil and denial
"Could you have yours balls cut off?" she said with a smile
I found her advice was worthwhile

Rumours of mutiny on the pirate ship
She waddles with a book in her hands
"The Germans are coming! The Germans are coming!"
She makes them all walk the plank

Breastplate of righteousness

Breastplate of righteousness
Jehosephat, his holiness
Killing this corpse until it is dead
Fixing a spice rack in the back shed.

Surrounded by it all
Look at you, you are so small
but then again you are a mouse
What the fuck are you doing in my house?

Die, death, blood, religion
Ferrit, pig, rabbit, pigeon
Jar, pole, rock, rod
Peas come in a pod.

Hanging yourself in order to save
Watching frozen bread go round in a microwave
Sleazy old rapist says "take off your bra"
Sitting in Chemistry, "STOICHIOMETRY... RAH!"

Rudolph and Dancer, Blitser and Prancer
Herpes and knob rot, testicular cancer
Dirty old man, round the preschool he lingers
Are ya hungry me hearties for Birdseye Fishfingers?

The bus of death comes down my street and I get a fright
Nice whippersnipper, rainjacket, pants and NICE BIKE!
Small furry creatures are kept in enclosures
I got arrested for indecent exposure!

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