Screaming Midgets
Lyrics for the album 'We've come for your mother'
Compassion is the Key to Everything
Compassion...
Her lesson is her
legacy
You wish to know where I learned compassion?
All you have to do is listen
How did you learn that without the benefit of her love?
Compassion...
Ode to A Rat
"Reactive
attachment paranoia"...
"Repercussions of past psychiatric trauma"...
You've brought me nothing but pain...
Get it away from me!
If it doesn't stop, I SWEAR I'LL KILL MYSELF!!
"What the hell is wrong with everyone?"
If it doesn't stop, I SWEAR I'LL KILL MYSELF!!
Get it away from me!
You've brought me nothing but pain...
"We'll always be together"...............................
I performed fellatio on your dog
I broke into your
house to steal some pants.
In the backyard there was a dog.
It was the most sexually attractive dog Id ever seen.
I wasnt wearing any pants and neither was your dog
It licked its lips and then its balls
and then mine, and I licked its.
Fellatio, fellatio,
fellatio
Dog, dog, dog
Fellatio, fellatio, fellatio
Dog, dog, dog
Fellatio
Dog
Fellatio
Dog
Fellatio, fellatio, fellatio
Dog, dog, dog
Lente (feat. Arschrammen)
"Das
Desting" ist sehr ähnlich dem Arschrammen.
Die beträchtlichen wäßrigen expances des Ozeans sind ziemlich groß im Vergleich zu
einem kleinen hedgehog.
Wenn jemand zu Ihrem Haus kommt, Sie zu rauben ich, schlagen Sie Throwgemüse an ihnen
vor.
[TRANSLATION: Loins
"Desting"
is similar to arse ramming.
The ocean's vast watery expances are quite large when compared with a small hedgehog.
If someone comes to your house to rape you I suggest you throw vegetables at them.]
I fucked your cat
I was watching Kamahl
on TV
Your cat came in and sat down beside me
I lured it with Whiskas and my "stratching pole"
I put my throbbing member in its lubricated hole
(Chorsu - NOTE: not chorus)
I fucked your cat! (OI OI OI)
(Romantic interlude)
It was really tight
Just like your sister
(Chorsu)
DJ Sami (is a no good son of a bitch)
DJ Sami, you're a no
good son of a bitch
Way to take perfectly good songs from the 80s which we've all come to know and love
and cherish in our hearts and loins AND FUCK THEM UP THE ASS
You have a mullet
You have a mullet
Theres nothing hard about fucking songs up the ass
Here, I just fucked a song up the ass myself:
[insert Spandau Ballet here]
See? I fucking told
you so
That took me two fucking minutes
You like little boys
You have a mullet
You have a mullet
You have a mullet
You have a mullet
You have a mullet...
I sodomised your rabbit
Your rabbit's name was
Schnoogums
It was soft, furry and adorable
I longed to stroke it long white ears
And feed it pellets
And brush its fur
Fill its water-bottle
Feed it carrots and lettuce
AND FUCK IT UP THE ARSE!!!
You're A Hippy (go back to the 60's (and DIE!))
You piece of shit!
You drive a combi van and listen to Willie Nelson
You smoke more marijuana in one day than the world smokes in a year
You've probably got genital herpes
Your hair has remained unwashed longer than mine
You enjoy promiscuous sex with multiple partners (not that there's anything wrong with
that)
You probably rape little boys
And old grannies
This is not the 60's anymore you stupid proctor
You have the sex appeal of a goat
A very sexually unattractive goat
Go back to the 60's and....
DIE!
Operation Genital Herpes (with ShitHouse)
OPERATION GENITAL
HERPES
Beat me with your herpes ridden cock
Give me sodomy till death
Dig out my eye and gouge it with your schlong
Im sexually attracted to goats
A highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions
is coming for you
Nerdlich llams smar Siaselgi Oiluj
It is caused by herpes
simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions of the loins
OPERATION GENITAL HERPES
Give me head, give me
handjobs, give me Operation Genital Herpes
I want to pat your dog with herpes encrusted cocks
I want to shower in semen
Cunt fuck fuck cunt cunt fuck
Small penis, large testicles, rubber boats
Cocks flexible, small child, big house, large cottage
Sexually attractive goat
OPERATION GENITAL HERPES (repeat)
Loins (repeat)
Honest and Sensible Prices
At The Rug & Matress Warehouse, we dont need to have a sale!!!!!!
(We dont need to have a sale, we just charge honest and sensible prices on all our rugs)
The Rug and
Matress Warehouse,
South Road between Port and Grange Roads
Dion Alexander
You are my favourite
bowler
You are my bestest buddy
You are low-down rotten man
You have scored 300 at last
[Chorsu:]
DION ALEXANDER
DION ALEXANDER
DION ALEXANDER
DION ALEXANDER
You are a top bowler for years to come
You can bowl like a majikist
You bowl with the Midas touch
Your bowling career is about to take off like OJ Simpson
[chorsu]
You can really bowl your ass off
You bowl it like a car crash
You bowl like a goddamn accident
Your bowling rocks it like a snow leapard's ass
[chorsu]
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Mr Bankrupt - 69 Port Road, Thebarton. Next to Roccas
Rackcore's Lament
We are in the prime of
our musical career yet none of you seem to give a shit
I used to think i loved you... I used to think i cared
Now i realise i despise all of you and want you to fuck off or like our music
You stupid motherfuckers wouldnt know good music if it FUCKED YOU UP THE ARSE
None of you rock it like a majikist
You all fuck animals
None of you possess real ultimate power
Our last song was written just before we went to bed and we were so pumped we almost
kicked our respective mothers in their faces and smashed our father's face with a 9 iron
This song is awesome
It rocks it to the max
We have reached the zenith of musical perfection at last
Unlike any of you
You're lucky your mothers are so good in bed
You're all proctors
Every last one of you
Why dont you appreciate us?
We dont just do it for the money
We do it for the poontang
We do it for your mother
(YOUR MOTHER!) (X22)
We pour our hearts and souls out for you so you can experience the love and joy
We only want you to be happy
So shut the fuck up and die.
Jamal Jamal
Peace, perfect
peace....
Peacefully sleeping in the arms of the Lord, our saviour
Resting!!! Reunited!! (X2)
Arise! Shine! Thy light has come.
Thy will be done.
Result of accident.
Resting in God's care.
Resting! Reunited!
Sadly missed....
Peacefully sleeping....
Ever remembered.
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for God.
Erected by his daughters.
The Lord is his Shephard.
Harold Edward McGay be his name.
RequieSCAT in pace.
Safe..... in the arms.... of Jesus.
A day of Aibo
Lets hurry home now
Home to Latte and Maceron
What shall we do today?
Playing and jogging and singing along
What I see, what I see out the window?
Butterfly, butterfly, flying so high
Hello there Maceron, how are you today?
Oh no - you spilled the coffee
Oops, repeat again
Run inside and make a noise
A monster dinosaur!
Looks so strong - no chance to win
Well, I am outta here!
Taking pictures, making poses - isnt it fun!
I can do it too you know, see Im a cameraman
Play the rhythm, play the beat
I can do the dance
Watch me how I do it.
Can you dance like I do?
Shake your body, move your body
Its not very hard
Now you've got to keep the rhythm
You can dance with me.
Im feeling sleeping now
Sing me a lullaby
Goodnight to everyone
Goodnight, goodnight.
I Contracted Typhoid Drinking Dirty Water
We went to Africa to
save the world from genital herpes.
Unfortunately, I also contracted them while i was there.
It is believed i caught them from a small African boy,
But that doesnt narrow down the suspects!
Anyway....
I was thirsty after "playing" with the children
So i took an innocent sip of the water.
During the night I got the runs.
I have never had such explosive diarrhoea!
All the children were amused
So I beat them with a baseball bat.
This was just before my bowels collapsed.
I hope in someway my story has convinced you not to drink dirty water due to the high risk
of contracting typhoid.
Verkehr mit Einen Fische (feat. Arschrammen)
Ich wundere mich,
warum Verkehr der theres soviel
es mit den Tides tun sollen könnte?
Er könnte mit " Vampiros Lesbos " oder die Größe
tun sollen von der Größe meiner Genitalien
Genitalien
Fische, Fische, a fischen das prachtvolle Fische
in sei nem ganzem Ruhm nie vor i haben, das solch ei nem
Wasser geschöpf gesehen wird, also fuhr ich fort,
ihm Rich tungen in Ver kehr zu geben... GENITALIEN
Genitalien
[TRANSLATION: "Traffic
with a fish"
I wonder why there is so much traffic
Could it be to do with the tides?
It could be to do with "Vampiros Lesbos"
Or the size of my genital organs
Genital organs
Fish, fish, a fish
Which is full of splendour in all its fame
Such a wonderous water creater I have never seen
Therefore i continued giving it directions in traffic
GENITAL ORGANS
Genital organs]
Any Day's a Great Day to Enjoy Lamb
Any day's a great day
to enjoy lamb eh?
Well show us your moustache, you proctor!
Way to be washed up and advertising lamb...
The highly nutritious and tender meat
which can be used to make the following recipe for Mutton Broth:
Cut meat from the bones, remove fat and dice meat into 1 cm pieces.
Soak meat and bone in water with salt and pepper for ½ hour.
Bring slowly to a boil.
Wash pearl barley and add as soon as soup is boiling.
Simmer fpr 1½ hours.
Prepare and dice vegetables into 1 cm pieces, add to soup and simmer 15 - 20 minutes
before serving.
Remove fat and bones.
Adjust flavour and consistency if necessary.
Garnish with chopped parsley.
Makes 4-6 servings.
Family and personal characteristics of aggressive Nigerian boys
An example of research in cross-cultural aggression that suggests less parental affection leads to more aggression is Ani and Grantham-McGregor's research in 1998 with Nigerian schoolboys!!! Forty-seven aggressive boys from high schools in Lagos, Nigeria were compared with forty-seven matched pro-social boys from Western studies!!! Compared with pro-social boys, the findings of the research showed that a high number of aggressive boys came from split families, had more siblings, received less affection from their parents, were punished physically, and were exposed to more domestic violence!!!!
Moss Creatures Permeated the Sea
On the structures of
the lake, from the other side of our blessed centre with a sandy range, we are swimming in
its shallows, our screw entire, and have watched the fish swim around merrily, like fish
do, and have admired the swans attractiveness (if you know what I mean).
A day of the winter that is dark, I have observed an unusually large warehouse,
jelly-like, waterlogging the stick. Captivated, I have taken a part of the small mass,
suit with the relative underbrush, up to the house for "close examination."
We have been informed from the local autorities that this object was bryozoa - an
underwater colony animals, many colonial and small, and which, like sponges, filter water
for food. But various of the greater part of bryozoa are not involved in friendly
activity. In effects it was REPUGNANT, and it has 'annoyed' the small boys.
I'm in no
position to go on a picnic with you so please dont be pissed off with me
When you asked me to go on a picnic with you, i was overjoyed
Unfortunently, soon after all my limbs fell off
This left me unable to move
I was in a small cupboard at the time
I am now trapped here for eternity
So now I hope you can see why I am in no position to go on a picnic with you
False Advertising
All I wanted was 12
Monkeys
Preferably at a reduced price
You told me I could purchase this at your store
By means of your 'Winter sale' catalogue
I drove to your store
I risked my life getting there
I ran over four children
And an old woman in a wheelchair
False advertising,
false advertising, false advertising, false advertising...
FALSE ADVERTISING
Sex Party
SEX PARTY!!
Anal fisties, chicken twisties
Sodomy and bigomy
Lubrication, masturbation
Join the party - its a new sensation!
SEX PARTY!!
Big maraccas, lovely clackers
Pubic hair, its all to share
STDs come for free
Herpes is my specialty
SEX PARTY!!
Voyerism, masochism
Virgin sluts on exhibition
Semen spilling, anal drilling
All their holes for your a'fillin
SEX PARTY!!
Honesty is the most important part of any relationship
I looked in the
cupboard and there was no bread
I cried "oh my god there's no bread in the cupboard!"
So I ran to the shops
And bought some bread
It was then that i realised I wasnt wearing any pants
There were lots of little girls around and lots of old biddies
They were displeased by my lack of pants
The police came and I was arrested for indecent exposure
And therefore I came to the conclusion that honesty is the most important part of any
relationship
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
You've got crabs
Where did you get them
from? I just dont know....
(repeat.... several times)