Welcome 2 the Deaths (part 2!)




Phil Stevens

Killed By Mrs Loomis

Phil was a victum of good taste. Everyone knows that you would pick ANY movie over a Sandra Bullock movie. And he did. But, he had such a weak bladder that he just had to go. Also, he was just to curious when he heard the whispers coming from the other toilet. He was stabbed, and bled to death. Shared a name with weakling Steven Orth


Maureen Evans

Killed By Mickey

Little Maureen didn't have a chance. She was in a chaotic movie theater and was stabbed 8 times. She could have avoided this if she had some feminist flare in her and demanded that Phil take her to see Sandy Bullock. But no, it was not ment to be. Fore she shared a name with a whore.


Cici Cooper

Killed By Mickey

First of all, she was eating pizza in a room that eating was not allowed in. This could be a sign that she defied rules and thus had a bad karma. She really had no hope but to catch up with Dawnie and get in her car and drive off. But she was a normal girl. Its not like she was a vampire slayer or something.


Randy Meeks

Killed By Mrs Loomis

Geeky Randy never got the girl or the good looks. But he did survive the first movie so he earns some brownie points. He loved the genre and should have avoided walking towards vans while talking to the killer. Also, don't insult anyone while talking to the killer. You don't want to piss them off. Stabbed a whole lot.


Officer Andrews

Killed By Mickey

Homosexual Andrews never saw it coming. One second he's driving, the next second gis throat is slashed.


Officer RichardsKilled By Mickey

Straight Mr.Richards tried his hardest to stop the killer but he didn't in the end. He had a metal pole go through his eye and out the other side. Yuck.


Hallie

Killed By Mickey

Hallie was the poor girl who filled Tatum's shoes. She had enough sense to run after they got out of the cop car but she didn't. That's a shame. She was stabbed several times. Shouldn't this teach everyone not to become friends with Sidney

Derek

Killed By Mickey

The d-Man got involved with a girl that crazy people seem to gravitate towards. Then he had the bright idea to give his Greek Letters to this girl. Then the evil sorority girls told the Frat, then he was tied up. He was shot.


Mickey

Killed By Sidney Prescott & Gale Weathers.

Killer number 3 was way to dumb. He believed that Mrs.Loomis would let everything work out with the trial and stuff but you should never trust a psycho. He was shot, a whole lot. And I mean a WHOLE lot.


Mrs Loomis

Killed By Cotton Weary & Maybe Sidney Prescott!

SO SO KRAZY! Mrs.Loomis spawned the psycho Billy and now came after Sid.But of course she gets killed off instead 1

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