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Before you go running out to kill my master (after reading the laws) just think about it. Most people have a little mean streak in them and just because these laws are here it does not mean he breaks the laws of Clanthia or Shadowmoor. One more thing these laws are old and need to be revised the raccoon race for example, Scratch has no quarrel with them anymore. Do not take these laws to heart my master is getting old and does not do as much as he use to. |
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(01) NEVER TELL THE LAWS TO ANYONE UNLESS
THEY HAVE A SKULL RING OR PERSONALLY ASK.
(02) A SKULL RING MUST BE GIVEN TO A PERSON WHO HAS PROVEN THEMSELVES COMPLETELY
TRUSTWORTHY.
(03) NEVER ROB, KILL, OR HARM A PERSON WHO HAS EARNED A RING.
(04) NEVER GIVE WHAT YOU CAN SELL.
(05) IF A PERSON ( WITHOUT A SKULL RING ) HAS OVER 10 GOLD AND HAS SHOWN IT TO
YOU, WHEN IN PRIVATE TAKE IT WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE. (THERE DEATH HELPS THEM TO
NOT KNOW).
(06) ALWAYS HAVE A CHEERFUL ATTITUDE TOWARDS YOUR ENEMY. THERE IS NO NEED TO BE
MEAN TO THE "SOON TO BE DEAD".
(07) BE NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS THEY MAY GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
(08) NEVER KILL FOR ANGER. KILL FOR MONEY. (NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHY THE RACCOON
RACE IS STILL ALIVE.)
(09) TIPPING IS GOOD. PEOPLE WHO SEE YOU TIP SOMETIMES THINK YOU ARE NICE. LET
THE FOOLS THINK WHAT THEY WANT.
(10) IN THE BATTLE FIELD, IF YOU FIND SOMETHING (BE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S OR NOT )
IT IS YOURS. ESPECIALLY IF YOU KILLED THEM THROUGH THERE OWN INACTION TO FIGHT
WELL.
(11) NEVER SHOW SOMEONE YOUR FULL CAPABILITY. THAT WAY WHEN YOU STRIKE THEM THEY
WILL BE UNPREPARED.
(12) NEVER LET PEOPLE KNOW YOUR LIMITS. FAKE SKILLS. FOR EXAMPLE FIRST AID IS A
GREAT SKILL TO FAKE ... PEOPLE ALWAYS DIE.
(13) ONLY TAKE ON ONE PUPIL. WHEN THE PUPIL DOES WELL REWARD THEM. WHEN THEY
MAKE A MISTAKE, PUNISH ACCORDINGLY. (INCLUDES OBLITERATIONS )
(14) EXTRA FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS A GOOD THING. EVEN IF IT IS ONLY IN THEIR OWN MIND
(15) ALWAYS USE A COOL AND UNIQUE WAY OF KILLING SOMEONE. RECITE POETRY, LIE TO
OTHERS ABOUT IT, ASK WHAT HAPPENED, DEATH BY FISH, ECT, ECT, ECT.
(16) THE STRONG LEAD THE WEAK, THE WEAK SERVE OR DIE, EVEN THE STRONG MAY DIE OF
THEY SHOW WEAKNESS. BULLYING IS WEAKNESS IF NOT BACKED UP.
(17) ALWAYS HELP CHAOS ALONG. A LITTLE WAR HERE AND THERE BETWEEN MAJOR FACTIONS
IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING.
(18) ALWAYS FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HELP MONSTERS IN THE HEALERS GUILD. THEY NEED
FRIENDS.
(19) IF CAUGHT, DENY EVERYTHING UNTIL DEATH. TRUTH AND LIE SPELLS ARE A MAGICAL
FORM OF BRAIN MANIPULATION. NEVER ALLOW ANYONE TO MANIPULATE YOU MIND.
(20) NATURE IS NOT NEUTRAL AS IT CLAIMS CHAOS IS THE FLIP OF A COIN BUT UNDEAD
IS CONSIDERED UNNATURAL? NEVER ALLOW THIS, HELP UNDEAD LIVE. WHEN UNDEAD ARE
ATTACKED HELP THEM DISCREETLY. (IF NOT DISCREETLY YOU WILL BE BREAKING OTHER
LAWS.)
(21) NEVER JOIN A GROUP WITHOUT THE INTENT OF DESTROYING IT IN THE FUTURE.
(22) BE ON A PERMANENT QUEST TO TELL ALL YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHANGING AND TRYING TO
BE GOOD FROM NOW ON. WE ALL KNOW IT IS NOT TRUE.
(23) KEEP THE THOUGHT "NOTHING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN YOU STANDING ON A GROUP OF
CORPSES. WITHER YOU KILLED THEM OR NOT. THEY MAY HAVE COOL STUFF TO LOOK FOR ON
THEM.
(24) SOMEONE WHO HAS PROVEN THEMSELVES IN COMBAT SHOULD BE HONORED, UNTIL THERE
BACK IS TURNED, THEN WHACK THEM.
(25) WHEN ASKING FOR THE LAWS GIVE THEM ENCRYPTED (CHANGED TO WHEN ASKING FOR
THE LAWS GIVE THEM DISCREETLY.)
(26) ALWAYS SAY YOU ARE GIVING A DISCOUNT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE GIVING THEM DOUBLE
PRICE.
(27) ALWAYS HAVE A LARGER PLAN IN THE WORKS KEEP PEOPLE GUESSING.
(28) RAPING THE PLANET IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING... WHEN PROFITABLE.
(29) ALWAYS PROTECT A PUPIL. AT LEAST IN THERE EYES.
(30) ALL PROMISES AND BETS ARE OFF, EVEN IF I AGREED TO THEM EARLIER IF I SAY
"UNWISE" I WOULD ONLY SAY THAT TO SOMEONE FOR A ACTION THEY DO THAT WILL
TERMINATE A CONTRACT, PROMISE, OR EVEN THERE LIFE.
(31) MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE SUPERIOR TOO ALL OTHERS EXCEPT ME SINCE I AM
THE ELDEST BY ONE MINUTE. I HAVE SIX OTHER SIBLINGS AND WE ARE IN THIS ORDER...
Scratch, Fang, claw, Sniff, Bite, Tooth, Itch.
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