These are some cute sayings that I have found on the web.

*I will never leave home without my camera, every day is a potential photo opp.

*No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away.

*I will faithfully check the Scrapbook Addict board at least once a day.

*I will be there for my fellow scrappettes to offer help, advise or support or just an ear for venting.

*I will gently remind my family (as they're frantically running from me & my camera) that they will thank me someday for the memories.

*I will tolerate DH's comments as to amt of money I spend. I will NOT point out that he has every tool made by Sears, or the latest fishing, golf, boating, etc accessory known to man.

*I will try to refrain from speaking in scrapbookese (LLS,DH, DS, LOL, ROFLOL, darlink, etc) when talking to non-converts.

*I will not end written correspondence with "nft".

*I will not covet my neighbors's Xyron, alphabet punches, doodlecutter, etc(at least not openly).

*I will plan all family vacations to places that have at least one LSS.

*I will always have at least 1 album in prominent view at all times should company just happen to drop by.

*I will faithfully measure my paper stash and run, not walk, to LSS when pile dips below 6".

*I will not show my children the floor plan I have to convert their room for scrapping until they reach adulthood.

*I will take at least 1 pic of myself yearly so that my grandchildren will know I really was young once.

*I will be forever thankful to MR. KODAK for his wonderful invention.

*When DH is old & gray & reminiscing through my scrapbooks I will refrain from saying "I told you you would appreciate my obsession someday". Then I'll snap off some pics of him in his rocker.

1. You can't locate your bills, but you know where every sheet of acid-free paper is.

2. You believe that in just one more hour, you can complete that page you began two weeks ago.

3. Your supplies outweigh your pictures 4 to 1.

4. You drive half an hour to get that one sticker you don't have in your 2" thick sticker album.

5. Your evening out is a "Cut, Crop & Create" Party.

6. The kids can only locate you by your picture in their album.

7. Your kids are as obsessed with supplies as you are.

8. A dream vacation to Hawaii has been replaced by a Scrapbooker's retreat in the local mountains.

9. What started out as an inexpensive hobby has resulted in a "price is no longer an object" attitude.

10. You'd rather scrapbook than have chocolate!

...Your 2 year old covers himself in red jello and instead of reaching for a washcloth, you reach for the camera.

...Instead of enjoying the scenery on the road to Hana, you�re stopping every few miles to take pictures of the truck at varying distances for the layout.

...Your 2 year old falls into the tolilet, and before helping him out, you snap a picture (and the camera is already in your hand!).

�You can find your way home by following the trail of little blue tabs.

�When you eat off of TV Trays because the dining room table is the Scrap Table.

�You need to snap a picture of a coworker, and you wait for the day they�re wearing a brightly colored shirt.

�You start taking pictures in themes just so you can do that "perfect" scrapbook page.

�You put off having another baby because you don�t want to lose your scrap room.

...You find yourself saying, "Get away from the dining room table with that food! You know you�re not supposed to eat near the scrapbooking stuff!".

...You know you�re addicted when you lug a box full of items into Kinko�s to be color copied so you can create that perfect background paper.

Know of another cute saying or did you make one up? Email it to me and I will add it!