table tennis nut
9. You have pets called Ping & Pong
8. You get annoyed at people who call the game ping pong all the time
7. When you overhear someone say they can play table tennis you think up ways to lure them to your house for some "fun and recreation" <insert evil laugh here>
6. If you tell your parents you have been gluing in the garage they dont think you mean up your jacket with the local street kids
5. Your favourite colour is red. No black. No definitely red. Or black.
4. You tut tut and frown at the shopper buying a 12 pack of cheapsy table tennis balls in the $2 shop (everyone knows 3 star quality is the absolute minimum)
3. Before you serve food or drinks, you stomp loudly on the floor
2. Everyone gets brassed off that whenever they pass you something without throwing it up 6 inches first, you make them pass it to you again
1. You cannot imagine moving to a house without a double garage (although if you did have to, you check that the table can fit in the lounge)
