Brodie: My cousin Walter jerked off in Public once. True Story. He was on this plane to New York when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kicked back in. The Plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one Mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil: Well did he cum or what??
Brodie: Jesus Christ man! There's just some things you dont talk about in public!
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