| BILLIAM time machine by williamwelk Shaft is in the computer lab and I heard his conversation Newsflash: Shaft is going into the studio on Tuesday. With that haircut everyone will know that he owns a time machine. 2, 6, 14, 18, and 24 by williamwelk if i had a magic eight ball i would ask it one question. "Did Elmer Fudd ever have sideburns?" and the answer would read like a Chinese fortune. "Good things come to those who wait." and my lucky numbers would be 2, 6, 14, 18, and 24. a boastful reply by williamwelk whenever someone says "you have no taste" to me, i have a quick and witty response for them, guaranteed to make them think twice. my reply, "no taste. have you seen all four revenge of the nerds movies?" brainstorm by williamwelk movie idea: edward bowling ball hands it sounds real good, huh. |
| JASON Hygiene for Grown Ups THE HAIKU No showers for me Fill up the bath tub instead Then put in the toys My Uncle George I really enjoy my uncle's company He is so funny at Thanksgiving Always ready to give advice How I wish he wasn't make believe Kiel can't swim Kiel can't swim but if you ask him he'll say he can Kiel can't fly a plane but ask and he'll tell you how Kiel can't date pretty girls but he'll judge yours Kiel can't run a marathon but he'll say you should Kiel can't grow a beard but he'll try anyways Kiel isn't the perfect guy but I like him just the same |
| ME (scotty) Christmas Came Early by scottyb Christmas came early this year Time to shed much awaited tears Best friend got married last night Best man's happiness from me to you Friends drive and drive And get lost and drive Give or take twelve hours on snowy roads Just to see me Wow. I like them... a lot. practice makes perfect, if you have the money by scottyb Keyboard sounds like piano tinkling, not tickling Voice like a mouth o' marbles Practice, practice, practice Because they told me it makes perfect A perfect idea = a mediocre song I blame it on my thinking cap It was super cheap on ebay Underclassman by scottyb Jason Kauffman goes to my high school He's a freshman again Walking the halls, watching his feet Right, left, right, grocery cart shuffle... then left once more And once more a smile takes my face by surprise Even though the kid's name is probably Gary, Chester, or Tony |