BILLIAM

time machine
by williamwelk
Shaft is in the computer lab
and I heard his conversation

Newsflash: Shaft is going into the studio on Tuesday.

With that haircut everyone will know
that he owns a time machine.

2, 6, 14, 18, and 24
by williamwelk
if i had a magic eight ball
i would ask it one question.
"Did Elmer Fudd ever have sideburns?"
and the answer would read like a Chinese fortune.
"Good things come to those who wait."
and my lucky numbers would be 2, 6, 14, 18, and 24.

a boastful reply
by williamwelk
whenever someone says "you have no taste"
to me,
i have a quick and witty response
for them,
guaranteed to make them think twice.
my reply,
"no taste. have you seen
all four revenge of the nerds movies?"

brainstorm
by williamwelk
movie idea:
edward bowling ball hands
it sounds real good, huh.
JASON

Hygiene for Grown Ups
THE HAIKU
No showers for me
Fill up the bath tub instead
Then put in the toys

My Uncle George
I really enjoy my uncle's company
He is so funny at Thanksgiving
Always ready to give advice
How I wish he wasn't make believe

Kiel can't swim
Kiel can't swim but if you ask him he'll say he can
Kiel can't fly a plane but ask and he'll tell you how
Kiel can't date pretty girls but he'll judge yours
Kiel can't run a marathon but he'll say you should
Kiel can't grow a beard but he'll try anyways
Kiel isn't the perfect guy but I like him just the same
ME (scotty)

Christmas Came Early
by scottyb
Christmas came early this year
Time to shed much awaited tears
Best friend got married last night
Best man's happiness from me to you
Friends drive and drive
And get lost and drive
Give or take twelve hours on snowy roads
Just to see me
Wow.
I like them... a lot.

practice makes perfect, if you have the money

by scottyb
Keyboard sounds like piano tinkling, not tickling
Voice like a mouth o' marbles
Practice, practice, practice
Because they told me it makes perfect
A perfect idea = a mediocre song
I blame it on my thinking cap
It was super cheap on ebay

Underclassman
by scottyb
Jason Kauffman goes to my high school
He's a freshman again
Walking the halls, watching his feet
Right, left, right, grocery cart shuffle... then left once more
And once more a smile takes my face by surprise
Even though the kid's name is probably Gary, Chester, or Tony
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