| Jason Coffin butt hair by jason coffin No need to shave it I like my butt hair, do you? You should grow some too. The New Twenty by jason coffin It will still only buy dinner for two. Jackson's face surrounded by peach and blue. Give one to the cashier and he'll look at you. What was wrong with the last one, I don't have a clue? The Government spent 32 million on advertising it. No, I don't think I like them one little bit. Same Pants Four Days in a Row by jason coffin You need to remember only two things 1. Don't spill on them 2. Febreeze is for wimps Unicorn by jason coffin If I had a unicorn I'd charge kids a nickel to ride it If I was lucky Unicorns would eat nickels |
| Scotty B. 130lbs. by scottyb. Bill doesn't eat until his stomach runs out of itself to eat. i hate afi fans or each line ends with w by scottyb. freshman with eyeshadow sophmores who own only sing the sorrow juniors that will soon follow the seniors that wear black nail polish tomorrow The Royal Courtmaster by scottyb. The Royal Courtmaster is a card. Not just any card, either. He's the joker. One time I even said his name like I was British. "Come on dude, just say it once so Chuck can hear you." You're probably thinking, "I wish I knew his real name..." But do not worry, for the Royal Courtmaster is watching, listening, waiting. wind by scottyb. an unseen force that moves me like an angry teacher shooooooes me like that pesky little goobey that's stuck inside your noooosey |
| Billy Welk ham sandwich by williamwelk i tried to be cool once, cool like mama cass, but it was hard work so i took a break and made a ham sandwich pre-grab by williamwelk when i get real good, i am gonna build a launch ramp and pre-grab the world. moral dilemma by williamwelk the telephone rings. i know i should answer it, but should i wipe first? hope by william welk i am young, and i am old. i have broken laws, and i have done as i have been told. i have felt pain, and i have experienced pleasure. and when my time erodes, i hope i am a successful failure. |