Jason Coffin

butt hair
by jason coffin
No need to shave it
I like my butt hair, do you?
You should grow some too.

The New Twenty
by jason coffin
It will still only buy dinner for two.
Jackson's face surrounded by peach and blue.
Give one to the cashier and he'll look at you.
What was wrong with the last one, I don't have a clue?
The Government spent 32 million on advertising it.
No, I don't think I like them one little bit.

Same Pants Four Days in a Row
by jason coffin
You need to remember only two things
1. Don't spill on them
2. Febreeze is for wimps

Unicorn
by jason coffin
If I had a unicorn
I'd charge kids a nickel to ride it
If I was lucky Unicorns would eat nickels
Scotty B.

130lbs.
by scottyb.
Bill doesn't eat
until his stomach runs out
of itself to eat.

i hate afi fans or each line ends with w
by scottyb.
freshman with eyeshadow
sophmores who own only sing the sorrow
juniors that will soon follow
the seniors that wear black nail polish tomorrow

The Royal Courtmaster
by scottyb.
The Royal Courtmaster is a card.
Not just any card, either. He's the joker.
One time I even said his name like I was British.
"Come on dude, just say it once
so Chuck can hear you."
You're probably thinking, "I wish I knew his real name..."
But do not worry, for the Royal Courtmaster is watching, listening, waiting.

wind
by scottyb.
an unseen force that moves me
like an angry teacher shooooooes me
like that pesky little goobey
that's stuck inside your noooosey
Billy Welk

ham sandwich
by williamwelk
i tried to be cool once,
cool like mama cass,
but it was hard work
so i took a break
and made a ham sandwich

pre-grab
by williamwelk
when i get real good,
i am gonna build a launch ramp
and pre-grab the world.

moral dilemma
by williamwelk
the telephone rings.
i know i should answer it,
but should i wipe first?

hope
by william welk
i am young,
and i am old.
i have broken laws,
and i have done as i have been told.
i have felt pain,
and i have experienced pleasure.
and when my time erodes, i hope
i am a successful failure.
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