by williamwelk
every night,
it never fails.
i am awaken
by someone talking
in their sleep.
every night,
it never fails.
i hear talking,
so i wake up,
dreaming, second hand.
spit inside car
by williamwelk
weinerstick threatened
to wipe a boog on me.
i threatened
to spit a loog on he.
weinerstick flung the boog
outside the car,
onto the groun'.
i would have spit the loog
outside the car,
if i remembered to roll the window down.
most everything
by williamwelk
most everthing
i hate,
includes
most everything
i like.
add the four,
subtract the seven,
carry the two,
and you might know
what i am talking about.
by scotty b
a license to be amish
not to be confused with
a license to kill
for they use it to write checks
to pay for their cell phones
football turd
by scotty b
bob marley sings
in sculpture class
football turd no likey
says it is unstandable
funny, i think today
as he listens to sean paul
with goon-like smile
gets his taste from radio
and turning it's dial
yesterday it was pourin'
by scotty b
windshield wipers, full blast.
crouched over the wheel am i.
buckets thrown at minivan.
almost there.
destination... school.
what is the holdup?!
what is that up ahead?
looks like... like...
LIKE A KID RIDING HIS MOUNTAIN BIKE TO SCHOOL IN THE POURING RAIN WITH NO HANDS!