by william welk
i threw the controller
hard enough that
it ruined
eight hours
of playing
mario brothers 3.
tooth rope
by william welk
who uses
floss? seriously.
rope = hygeine?
rastaplapo knows
by william welk
rastaplapo knew the code.
it would solve the mystery.
the weight of the world,
on his shoulders,
but i like omletes.
rastaplapo was vegan for
two weeks, but he washed
his hair. now he lives in
my fort.
rastaplapo knows that
abbreviation is a long word
for what i means.
by scott e b
he had a scarf on
but it wasn't
a femmy garment
or anything.
it was one of those
plaid scarves.
i asked him why
and he told me.
too bad i couldn't hear
anything he said.
i had ear muffs on.
what do i eat
by scott e b
I used to eat tacos in a bag,
but then I had one that made me gag.
I once put mustard on my fries.
Yikes, that was gross oh me oh mys.
Now, one might wonder what do i eat?
I eat the lint between my feet.
rastas wear jncos
by scott e b
I saw a kid that had
Jerry Garcia in a bag.
He smokes the mental medicine.
A turbin on his head
told of his passion for fabrics.
Pants that hid his shoes
made me wonder.
"Wonder no longer," said I to myself.
JNCOs with an eight ball.
Did you hear that noise?
Bob just rolled over in his grave.