by williamwelk
yesterday was tuesday,
i saw modern huck finn.
he was all emo-looked out.
but he was still huck finn
cause he wasn't wearing shoes.
we should have, too
by williamwelk
mellow was harshed
as I got kicked out
of skating my own
grind box.
wise man said,
"we should steal his bike."
but we didn't,
.epyt dlouc i dehsiw tsuj
bummer man.
i asked
by williamwelk
i felt like tim lynch.
i asked the lady working there,
"is today the day that is
supposed to be yesterday today?"
salvation army
moved bag day
from friday and saturday
to thursday.
cowards.
h. the duck
by williamwelk
deaf jeff has a brother.
his story is a good one.
he came from a far away planet
to save this one,
but ended up drinking
bud light from a bowl
and air playing guitar with his leg.
leah thompson like him too.
"he use a condoms."
by scotty b.
kill spiders.
bible or calculator.
anything that works.
jocko hato
by scotty b.
life is short,
like jockies with funny hats.
mine wears a visor.
grade school lunchroom
by scotty b.
please sit down.
you're knee-pits smell like pretzels.
don't do the fart thing...
long johns and bizmarks
by scotty b.
donut blues
jelly stained shirt, powdered face
late for work again