the new visors
Orange County or West Coast
i can't decide which i hate the most
high schoolers rocking biker gear
oh how i wish they weren't here
Phone Book Blues
Two days and $1,487.93 later
I finished
The rules
Index and middle fingers = scissors
Clenched fist = rock
Open hand palm down fingers tight = paper
Rock beats scissors
Paper beats rock
Scissors beats paper
Have fun and enjoy and do it for every major decision
even a marriage proposal.
trash bag
i wonder what's in that trash bag.
the one lying still, in the middle of the road.
leaves? limbs? maybe leftover lettuce?
I THINK NOT.
it's too meningcing, it's too suspicious.
i may be crazy, but i'm not stupid.
gag me
my eyes attached to this dude
then i saw long, black hairs
creeping out of his earholes
then.... i gagged.
Rock n' Roll
is your school a rock n' roll high school?
neither is mine.
i know in my head that it was just a movie,
but i'd like to believe
that it was based on a true story.
the mayor
if i was buzz,
the unofficial mayor of forreston,
i probably would trade in my talents:
drinking, beard growing, yelling, trying to fight,
getting kicked out of the bar, falling down anywhere,
and wearing crazy hats
to be a perfectly good boat anchor.
nineteen
my brother, 19
can't cough and cover his mouth.
no lie, can't swim too.
you weren't there
remember that one time,
me and jason were in the car
and he said something like
"i hate it when people ask questions
and then answer them immediately."
then i said this
"who does that? me."
you don't remember it, huh.
well it is probably because you weren't there.