the 5 W's of Scott Snailham..in other words..who the **&! is this guy??

WHO IS SCOTT SNAILHAM:

Well.....he is a person! (boy...there's a no brainer eh??) actually a ex radio jock also with a radio production background, a decent voice i might add (so i am biased ok?) also with a background in retail sales (oh boy..that was fun...up there with flippin burgers at mcd's!! woo hoo!!!) and not to mention, his six years hosting wedding receptions, parties, etc. as a mobile disc jockey. (don't you dare mention "wind beneath my wings" ever again okay? ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!..what a piece of..$#**%$!!) These days I'm talking to people all over canada as a Customer Service Rep with a national company! It's not a bad gig, best one i've had yet...though the public can be a real pain in the a$$ sometimes...the best job is one where I don't work for a living in my book..oh well...maybe i'll win the lottery someday..end my days "workin for THE MAN"

WHAT IS SCOTT SNAILHAM?:

SOOOO..what do you think einstein? I got two hands, two eyes, some hair (at least for now!) somewhat tall..glasses..thin...not necessarily a computer geek per say, but I like playing with them...in other words, unless you are watching too many X-files episodes, which might make you think i'm a alien.....I'm a carbon based life form...YES...HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS SCOTT SNAILHAM?:

Do you know where Canada is? Good!!!!! �I'm in Halifax, Nova Scotia a major city on the Atlantic Coast, and actually the Biggest City in the Atlantic Provinces. Despite popular belief, we don't live in fishing shacks and fish for a living...that's Newfoundland...hehehehe..

WHEN IS SCOTT SNAILHAM?:

OK...can you figure out what i'm gonna say here? yes, i'm following the old newsman's philosophy the five W's..who, what, where, when and why....but what does WHEN got to do with me? maybe like WHEN do I go out? hmmmmm...better not tell, you might follow me. WHEN do I go to eat?...like everyone else...around 5 pm..I mean, my stomach get's hungry then! WHEN do I go to the bathroom? sorry pal.....none of your business.....leave those thoughts to the alt.binaries.sex.perverts newsgroups ok? HELL...there's enough of those on the net...

WHY IS SCOTT SNAILHAM DOING THIS?:

To be honest, it was initially a assignment from a course I was taking (let's NOT get into that one...but can we say "waste of money"??? good!!!)...had to do a web page, but hey, I decided to put it up after all and not let my slightly sarcastic slanted sense of humor go to waste...I mean, you DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE TONGUE IN CHEEK DON'T YOU? gees, I hope so! so many people have boring text on the web, so I though I might try to make the reading interesting...hope I succeeded!!!!!! heh heh! (OH GOD!....I'm laughing at MYSELF!!!!....commit me!!! AHHHHH!!!)

back to the index link...instead of hitting BACK on your browser..you lazy person

UH...can you see this link back to the index...or should I make it bigger?

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