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The ThinkPage
This page doesn't really get you to think.
It's mostly just for fun.

The ThinkPage is just one of the two new pages here at scottgmnx.com. On this page I post funny thoughts that I think of, that are sent to me by College Jokes, and ones that you send me. To send me a funny thought, type it in the the text box below and press ENTER.

Time will stop for cheap watches.
Family problems are all relative.
The best cure for world hunger is food.
You'll never hear a mime talk trash.
Triple X movies are overrated
It's nice to be sensitive towards irritating losers.
Ritalin could help photographers focus.
People who sit under trees are kinda shady.
Coughing up a lung would be cool if it was a trick
Empty handed, fully loaded
Studying physics could cause motion sickness.
The sun will come up tommorow.  It will also go down.
A penny for your thoughts is a highway robbery.
The sound of silence is deafening.
Porn actors are usually up-and-coming.
Helping verbs don't need a pat on the back.
Good gags prevent people from talking.
People with box-shaped hair have square roots.
Looking on the bright side of life causes skin cancer.
Throwing out wristwatches is a waste of time.
Matches made in heaven aren't fire-proof.
It would be ironic to die in the living room.
Good things come to those who order them.
When you pay attention, you can't get a refund.
Good friends are hard to find when they are camoflouged.
Hold your horses, but not like a girlfriend.
In a black hole, nothing matters.
You can get sick of hanging out with a hypochondriac.
You shouldn't take a nap in a restroom.
Most colleges except losers.
You should treat sex like driving -- head first.
Performing a labotomy is a mindless activity.
If the Devil went public it would be a hot stock.
Olympic runners are easy to track around.
Wheat farmers often get migrains.
It's good to save things for rainy days, like umbrellas.
Fake orgasms are better than real celibacy.
When push comes to shove, run away.
You can't face your neck.
When you find a man's soft spot, it might get hard.
A 1,000 mile journey begins with one excuse not to go.
Theres safety in numbers, but beware of letters...
You can always rely o a mattress.
Dropouts have no class whatsoever.
Sweet dreams are bad for diabetics.
Tequilla makes the world go round.
What you see is what you want.
Waiting at airports can make you terminally ill. 
Eskimos always give you a cold shoulder.
A nose job should cost no more than its face value. 
Hot water is always a good way to break the ice. 
You shouldn't point out a dwarf's shortcomings. 
Fire alarms don't have snooze buttons

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