Only in America
College Jokes

1. Only in America...  can a pizza get to your house before an ambulence.
2. Only in America...  are there handicapped parking places in front of a        skating rink.
3. Only in America...  do the drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their perscriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...  do people order double chesseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...  do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens.
6. Only in America...  do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway but put useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...  do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
8. Only in America...  do we use the word politics to describe the process so well.  Poli in latin means many, and tics are bloodsucking creatures.
10. Only in America...  do they have drive-up ATM machnes with Braille lettering.