5/9/00
Monkey See

This guy goes to the zoo one day.  While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept up some dust into his eye.  As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.

Whe the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper.  Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means F*** you in gorilla language.  The explaination didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.

The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage.  Puttin the sausage into his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.

Knowing that gorillas are natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on.  Next, he picked up the horn and blew it.  The gorillapicked up his horn and did the same.  Then the man picked up the knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.

The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.