5/4/00 ~ Stupidity
Sent by ~ Heather D.
On a Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap's box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(Printed on the bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate heavy machinary.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this grament does not enable you to fly.
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