The MFFY Page
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This page is about MFFY drivers. MFFY stands for Me First, Fuck You, an attitude that is unfortunately far too common in the US today. Some people seem to believe they can do anything they want and everyone else should just let them do it. Nobody is as important as the MFFY Driver, so they are entitled to park wherever they want, taking up as many spaces as they want. For example, it's common to see MFFYs parking in the traffic aisle of a busy parking lot, even if the curb is painted red (i.e. a no parking zone). After all, the MFFY is far too important to waste time trying to find a legitimate space, and certainly more important than all the plebeians who have to fight their way around the MFFY's behemoth SUV that's blocking the street.
This page is about MFFY drivers. MFFY stands for Me First, Fuck You, an attitude that is unfortunately far too common in the US today. Some people seem to believe they can do anything they want and everyone else should just let them do it. Nobody is as important as the MFFY Driver, so they are entitled to park wherever they want, taking up as many spaces as they want. For example, it's common to see MFFYs parking in the traffic aisle of a busy parking lot, even if the curb is painted red (i.e. a no parking zone). After all, the MFFY is far too important to waste time trying to find a legitimate space, and certainly more important than all the plebeians who have to fight their way around the MFFY's behemoth SUV that's blocking the street.
The Volvo SUV above, for example,
blocked the main traffic aisle at a busy food court during the peak of
lunch hour so that the MFFY bitch driving it could run inside Quizno's
for a sandwich.
MFFYs and SUVs seem to go together for some reason. Here's a young punk who parked daddy's Range Rover right in the middle of everything while he ran inside to pick up some pizzas.
The bigger the vehicle, it seems, the bigger the MFFY. Here is a furniture delivery truck that parked against a red curb only a few feet behind a row of (legally) parked vehicles, boxing them in. The three gorillas inside the cab then went into the food court to have lunch, leaving at least two drivers trapped.
Even clown-car SUV drivers have to get in on the fun. This bimbo didn't even try to pull close to the curb, nor did she bother to turn on her hazard blinkers. She was completely oblivious to the disruption she was causing.
This next SUV blocked an aisle while Soccer Mom (complete with a soccer ball sticker on her driver's side rear door) withdrew some money from the BofA ATM:
Amazingly, there is a legitimate parking space available less than 20 feet away, to the left of the white car in the background. But NOOOOOOOOO, Soccer Mom is in too much of a hurry to even close her driver's side door, much less walk an extra twenty feet!
But don't thnk for a moment that MFFYs only drive trucks. Some of them drive sports cars. Like this guy:
If truth-in-advertising laws applied to license plates, this little punk's vanity plate would read "Z MFFY" instead of "Z CHAOS."
The "Kiss 'n Ride" driveway at the train station is a classic place for "MFFY-spottin'." Hardly a morning goes by when some MFFY doesn't bypass a bunch of perfectly good empty parking spaces and stop her vehicle in the middle of a narrow driveway, completely blocking it while her husband gets out and fumbles around in the back seat for his briefcase.
This next one had no qualms about parking in the middle of the main aisle next to a red curb while she waited for her elderly passenger to hobble inside the adjacent store. Pinned down by oncoming traffic, the driver of the white minivan had to wait almost a minute before finally being able to pass this inconsiderate bitch:
One parking space just isn't enough for the driver of this pickup truck:
The driver of this black Altima decided it was OK to park directly behind two SUVs, blocking them in (think of it as Road Karma in Action):
Often it seems that the more expensive the car, the more arrogant the driver. Take this Mercedes driver, who felt perfectly justified in parking against a red curb in front of the convenience store while she nipped inside for a pack of smokes:
Here's another Mercedes owner who thinks his convenience is more important than everyone else's:
And here's a BMW owner who needs multiple parking spaces - maybe one of them is for his ego?
This guy thinks that having a big fugly pickup truck entitles him to take up multiple spaces:
And, of course, pizza delivery drivers are the Kings of MFFY (along with UPS delivery drivers) - no matter how busy it is, or how many people they block, these IBJAM (I'll Be Just A Minute) MFFYs feel totally justified, just as this MFFY Pizza Hut employee does. No Parking? No Problem! That doesn't apply to me - I'll Be Just A Minute!
Another kind of MFFY believes his car is so special that he deserves more than one parking space. Like this rusty piece of shit pickup truck taking up two spaces outside of TGI Friday's:
And, of course, Toyota Corollas are so rare and valuable that they need at least two spaces also:
Rarest and most valuable of all, however, is the Dodge Flatus - at least, this MFFY thinks so:
Despite an almost totally full parking lot, the Flatus driver needs three parking spaces. The night before, he had managed to take up an astounding six parking spaces by parking in the center area that is full of cars in the photo above (it was dark outside, otherwise I'd have gotten a picture of that, too).
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MFFYs and SUVs seem to go together for some reason. Here's a young punk who parked daddy's Range Rover right in the middle of everything while he ran inside to pick up some pizzas.
The bigger the vehicle, it seems, the bigger the MFFY. Here is a furniture delivery truck that parked against a red curb only a few feet behind a row of (legally) parked vehicles, boxing them in. The three gorillas inside the cab then went into the food court to have lunch, leaving at least two drivers trapped.
Even clown-car SUV drivers have to get in on the fun. This bimbo didn't even try to pull close to the curb, nor did she bother to turn on her hazard blinkers. She was completely oblivious to the disruption she was causing.
This next SUV blocked an aisle while Soccer Mom (complete with a soccer ball sticker on her driver's side rear door) withdrew some money from the BofA ATM:
Amazingly, there is a legitimate parking space available less than 20 feet away, to the left of the white car in the background. But NOOOOOOOOO, Soccer Mom is in too much of a hurry to even close her driver's side door, much less walk an extra twenty feet!
But don't thnk for a moment that MFFYs only drive trucks. Some of them drive sports cars. Like this guy:
If truth-in-advertising laws applied to license plates, this little punk's vanity plate would read "Z MFFY" instead of "Z CHAOS."
The "Kiss 'n Ride" driveway at the train station is a classic place for "MFFY-spottin'." Hardly a morning goes by when some MFFY doesn't bypass a bunch of perfectly good empty parking spaces and stop her vehicle in the middle of a narrow driveway, completely blocking it while her husband gets out and fumbles around in the back seat for his briefcase.
This next one had no qualms about parking in the middle of the main aisle next to a red curb while she waited for her elderly passenger to hobble inside the adjacent store. Pinned down by oncoming traffic, the driver of the white minivan had to wait almost a minute before finally being able to pass this inconsiderate bitch:
One parking space just isn't enough for the driver of this pickup truck:
The driver of this black Altima decided it was OK to park directly behind two SUVs, blocking them in (think of it as Road Karma in Action):
Often it seems that the more expensive the car, the more arrogant the driver. Take this Mercedes driver, who felt perfectly justified in parking against a red curb in front of the convenience store while she nipped inside for a pack of smokes:
Here's another Mercedes owner who thinks his convenience is more important than everyone else's:
And here's a BMW owner who needs multiple parking spaces - maybe one of them is for his ego?
This guy thinks that having a big fugly pickup truck entitles him to take up multiple spaces:
And, of course, pizza delivery drivers are the Kings of MFFY (along with UPS delivery drivers) - no matter how busy it is, or how many people they block, these IBJAM (I'll Be Just A Minute) MFFYs feel totally justified, just as this MFFY Pizza Hut employee does. No Parking? No Problem! That doesn't apply to me - I'll Be Just A Minute!
Another kind of MFFY believes his car is so special that he deserves more than one parking space. Like this rusty piece of shit pickup truck taking up two spaces outside of TGI Friday's:
And, of course, Toyota Corollas are so rare and valuable that they need at least two spaces also:
Rarest and most valuable of all, however, is the Dodge Flatus - at least, this MFFY thinks so:
Despite an almost totally full parking lot, the Flatus driver needs three parking spaces. The night before, he had managed to take up an astounding six parking spaces by parking in the center area that is full of cars in the photo above (it was dark outside, otherwise I'd have gotten a picture of that, too).