10-30-03

Well, after spending one mind-numbing night uploading over 500 news stories into my web server, and facing the daunting task of writing 500 webpage in longhand HTML, I've decided building an online news archive must wait until either a) I have aquired software to aid me, or b) I have aquired better programming skills. Besides, who, except me, would delve into 500 disorganized news stories on some podunk website? So I will unleash my pet news stories on you one at a time through my blogs. I'm also planning a general politics page. Here are a few tidbits to whet your appetite: A Chinese toy spreads subliminal hate; Peace Fresno infiltrated by anti-terrorist covert agent, Fresno Police Chief responds by saying that Fresno is a "hotbed of terrorist activities"; A Suicide is mistaken for an art performance; a teenage girl hogties a burglar; and finally, a cop pepper sprays a 12 year old jaywalker.

And, for those of you who just hate reading all those words, here are a few pictures.

A 6 legged cow

Why cats make lousy DJ's