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Some utterly useless things I know!
IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO SHOOT A SCOTS MAN IN CARDIF WITH A CROSSBOW ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.
ESKIMOS HAVE MORE THAN 20 WORDS FOR SNOW .
GENOPHOBIA = FEAR OF SEX
DISHABILIOPHOBIA=FEAR OF UNDRESSING INFRONT OF A PERSON
ODONTOPHOBIA=FEAR OF DENTISTS ON DENTAL SURGERY
LEUKOPHOBIA=FEAR OF THE COLOUR WIGHT
STAUROPHOBIA= FEAR OF A CRUCIFIX
PTEROMERHANOPHOBIA=FEAR OF FLYING
A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME IS STILL A HAIRBALLTHAT SHITS BEHIND THE COUTCH
THOSE THAT LIVE BY THE SOWRD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DONT
THE SIMPLEST WAY TO END RACEISM WOULD BE TO KILL EVERYONE
THERE ACTUALY IS A BOOK CALLED RUSTY BED SPRINGS BY A MAN CALLED MR I.P. KNITELY
YOU MUST USE ALL FINGERS WHEN WAVING AT POLICE PERSONS OR YOU CAN BE ARRESTED.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
EVERYTHING IS AS BAD AS YOU THINK AND YES THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU
IT IS BETTER TO BE OVER THE HILL THAN UNDER IT
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNLE USUALY IS A TRAIN
EVERYONE IS UNIQUE JUST LIKE THE PERSON BESIDE THEM
A WISE MONKEY NEVER MONKEYS WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY.
CLOUDS AND TURD HAVE SOMETHING INCOMMON ----------THEY BOTH FLOAT
FAT PEOPLE ARE IN SHAPE ROUND IS A SHAPE
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