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| Some utterly useless things I know! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO SHOOT A SCOTS MAN IN CARDIF WITH A CROSSBOW ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ESKIMOS HAVE MORE THAN 20 WORDS FOR SNOW . | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GENOPHOBIA = FEAR OF SEX DISHABILIOPHOBIA=FEAR OF UNDRESSING INFRONT OF A PERSON ODONTOPHOBIA=FEAR OF DENTISTS ON DENTAL SURGERY LEUKOPHOBIA=FEAR OF THE COLOUR WIGHT STAUROPHOBIA= FEAR OF A CRUCIFIX PTEROMERHANOPHOBIA=FEAR OF FLYING |
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| A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME IS STILL A HAIRBALLTHAT SHITS BEHIND THE COUTCH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THOSE THAT LIVE BY THE SOWRD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DONT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE SIMPLEST WAY TO END RACEISM WOULD BE TO KILL EVERYONE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THERE ACTUALY IS A BOOK CALLED RUSTY BED SPRINGS BY A MAN CALLED MR I.P. KNITELY | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| YOU MUST USE ALL FINGERS WHEN WAVING AT POLICE PERSONS OR YOU CAN BE ARRESTED. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| EVERYTHING IS AS BAD AS YOU THINK AND YES THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IT IS BETTER TO BE OVER THE HILL THAN UNDER IT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNLE USUALY IS A TRAIN | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| EVERYONE IS UNIQUE JUST LIKE THE PERSON BESIDE THEM | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A WISE MONKEY NEVER MONKEYS WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CLOUDS AND TURD HAVE SOMETHING INCOMMON ----------THEY BOTH FLOAT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| FAT PEOPLE ARE IN SHAPE ROUND IS A SHAPE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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