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$ MONEY TRAIN $

No Puntas!

Chinese Music hits and the Crowd ?'s who this music belongs to then from out of the curtain steps The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito with his spanish temper and his strut!

WCB: Yo Essa! Why all the Hatred Amigo! You not like the Duck sauce of The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito? Huh Essa? I think you are Prejudice Homes? You and Murray? You not like cause I am The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito! I think you may want to shut your mouth before The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito gets mad Essa? You and your Posse Homes! I not stand you Americans! You all Eat Turkey? I Eat a little bit of Duck, Hot sauce, and Cabbage and I am Different Essa? Just because my people make for where you wait for 10 to 15 mhinute you think you are better Homes? I don't think so Essa! I think you Johnson, and you Murray are a bunch Of Punta's Essa! You think you get Derail Me and Mis Amigos Train Essa? Think again homeslice, think again! You are no better then you Americans Shmorgus board, you Both make me sick Essa? Dinero Train es Bein Homes! You and your Eggroll sucking Punta Murray need to get a life and some talent Essa! Don't you step to my american Friends unless you have Class and Balls Essa!

Way of Life by Lil Wayne hits and Rich Bitch and Assout Poor come out holding the belts up high for all to see as they are Booed out of the Arena!

RB: All you fans need to shut up and respect the talents of The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito! This man is the Mexican' Jumping Bean Champion, The Chinese Checker Champion, and the Maryland State Fair Taco Eating Champion! When you combinde the Talents of one The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito and Money Train you make for a fine Ethnic Mix of Champions! I mean The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito represents the Chinese hispanic section, I am the Rich White American, and Ass Out poor is the Bum Ghetto Section!

WCB: Sorry to Interrupt Essa But I haven't met this Chico named Ass Out Poor Homes! I hear from my Cousin Whan from China in that you have mastered the many Techniques of TaiKwando?

AOP: Yes I have! I though you two were cousins cause all you Asians look the same with those Slanted Eyes and that Flat Nose!

WCB: Watch it Essa! I am also deep with Mexican history Essa! Don't forget homes! The Americans say Mexicans need to take Baths, well you Ass Out, you Beat any Bean Smelling Mexican Cousin I have Essa! I mean my cousin ReFried Beans smells bad Essa but you Homes, you need a bath Essa! Someone get this Chico some Ivory or something Homes!

RB: I agree you both smell bad. Neither of you would be this close to a Fine European champion like myself if it wasn't for the fact that Assout is my "Brother" and you The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito, you can eat a hell of a lot of Mushu Pork and Guacamali sauce! That was impressive by the way! But down to Business. Like you mentioned earlier The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito, we do have these belts, I like being a Champion and so Does ass out Poor! I'll be damned if I'm gonna let that little "Punta" as you would say Whung Johnny Beat me! Plus he also has that Goof with that Scary Amature DDT with him, Murray! Don't Hurt me Murray! Please I beg you! HAHA! What a Dipshit! I liked that little scary line you had Johnny! "This Train will be Derailed" I imagine either you thought of that All night or someone helped you, I doubt it was Murray cause hes dumber then Bricks on Crack and You, you just need help! Clever. If I wanted to be funny I would go to your comedic school. The first Lesson is probably Rejection, I mean you do know that subject Best. Your whole family has rejected you Plus your Partner probably doesn't like you that much! You are probably his Gay piece of Ass to get him to the top! Its ok if your a Homosexual, I can't hate you any more even if you are a Faggot, but if you touch my ass I will really Kill you! I don't even know why your bothering with Training! 1 week of training vs. A life time of European training? You be the judge! After all you already are trained for whats gonna happen! Don't understand what I mean Johnny? You see when Murray sticks his dick in you, you are probably on your back! Only I'm not gonna stick a body part in you, unless its my foot, I am just gonna make you Bankrupt and then Pin you! I do not Lose!

AOP: I've been silent for long enough lets face it I have a match with CM2 in the same night for the Vamped No1 contendership match! I have never been a singles competitor but I know I can beat Him! I will JOB FOR FOOD! The only thing more important then the Vamped title to me is my TAG BELTS! HALF QUEER HALF COCKSUCKER you don't scare me. I have RICH FUCKING BITCH the Finest European Wrestler and UCWF CHamp on my Team + The Interethnic Sensation Whung Chung Burito, the Mexican Bean Champ, Chinese Checker Champ, and Taco Champ. How on earth do you plan on keeping up with MONEY TRAIN! I am at a delema you see. I cant deside whether I want to make you smell my armpits after you get Chapter 11 or whether you should be farted on by The InterEthinc Sensation! We are the Best team in wrestling Today Bitch! Infact I may have to ask Little Whan from North China Inn to give me some extra training.

WCB: OK Essa's We have explained our Point I have reservations and Cupons at CHI CHI's! If we don't leave now we not get in for cheap Essa's! Lets Vamos! Your Belts are as good as Safe. Those Puntas Can do anything compared to you Chicos!

Whung Chung then proceeds to let out a loud fart and says that those were Funny tasting beans he had last night! Rich gets a gasmask and Ass Out Poors smiles while deeply inhaling! As for the fans in the first 5 rows they are passed out! Whung and Poor exit and hop into Whungs Toyota Lowrider and squeel out while Rich Follows in his Farhari!