A. Walk in triangles
B. Scream at the ceiling
C. Learn to knit
D. Do something productive (pfft)
E. Befriend the toaster
If you were out hunting, and you nailed a prize-sized deer, and you load into the back of your truck before going to the restroom at the nearby lodge, and when you come back you find out that it your deer is being slowly driven away by a stranger. What would you do?
A. Run him down and steal deer from the back of the truck and kick his azz.
B. Hijack his truck and drive away but not without kicking his azz.
C. Record his license plate and hunt him down at home and kick his azz.
D. Pull out your rifle and shoot him down, Goldeneye style
E. Or just plain forget about it
You call for an entertainer for your son's/daughter's 10th birthday party but you forget to tell the company what you want to come. Who do you think shows up at your door?
A. stranger in a box
B. Bob Dole
C. Alf
D. Elmo
E. Michael Jackson
F. Kobe Bryant
G. The 2nd biggest porn-star in the world
H. Any other Sesame Street character not listed
What would you do if you heard a robber breaking into your home?
A. Cower in fear under your bed
B. Dial 911
C. Gun him down
D. Attempt to stop and possibly injure him with a fork and a slipper.
E. Help him steal your stuff and recommend him/her to your neighbor's house.
How would you react if you heard someone dealing drugs around the corner?
A. Run away screaming loudly shouting, "Drug dealer in da house!!!"
B. Peek around the corner with paranoid eyes
C. Use a nearby item to beat him down
D. Buy some happy drugs
E. Open your own drug business to compete with him since the U.S. law says no one can run a monopoly...
How do you think you'll die?
A. Some type of terrorist action
B. Riot
C. S.A.R.S
D. Alien Abduction
E. Drive-by
F. One of those nifty murder-suicides
G. Or just plain-old-boring "naturally"
If your neighbor was terrorist what would you do?
A. Gun him down patriotically.
B. Call Home Land Security and videotape the raid.
C. Spike him with the American Flag on a sharp,pointy stick.
D. Steal his newspaper/mail.
E. Stalk him.
How do you use your girlfriend?
A. Money resource.
B. Trophy.
C. Transportation.
D. Shelter
E. Moocher.
F. All of the above.
If you were speeding,and is pulled over by a cop what would you do?
A. Start a high speed chase,hoping to get on the news.
B. Steal his car and then start a high speed chase.
C. Pretend to act and talk drunk.
D. Stash the dope.
E. Give them your license and registration.
If you found $50, would you...
A. Donate it to charity.
B. Put it in the lost & found.
C. Selfishly spend it on yourself.
D. Put it on fishing wire and lure people to a dark alley where you mug them.
E. Burn in it in defiance of the goverment's plan for you to depend on money.