Helen Madeline Windsor Royalton
Age: 55
Marital Status: Widowed
(previously married to Richard Royalton)
Occupation: None
"She tried to be everything to us
And she was
Those precious moments turned into years
In what seemed like a blink of an eye...
Daddy always said a woman like her
Would be hard to give up
And she was
If there ever was a picture of love
She was"
- Mark Chestnut, She Was
George Alexander Royalton
Age: 29
Marital Status: Engaged to Rebekah Royalton
Occupation: Office Temp/Waiter/Soap Maker
"I feel
Cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet
Dry as a funeral drum
Run to the bedroom
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase
Just one of my bad days..."
- Pink Floyd, One Of My Turns
Rebekah Kate Royalton
Age: 26
Marital Status: Engaged to George Royalton
Occupation: Part-Time Model
"There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this is all about
It's a neverending attack
Everything's a lie and that's a fact...
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergent gets it out
And we're always slipping through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black..."
- Meat Loaf, Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
Lucy Grace Royalton Hartman
Age: 24
Marital Status: Married to Phillip Hartman
Occupation: 1st Grade Teacher
"When darkness is upon your door
And you feel like you can't take any more
Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash
Then crash and burn
You're not alone"
- Savage Garden, Crash and Burn
Phillip Robert Hartman
Age: 32
Marital Status: Married to Lucy Hartman
Occupation: Musician
"Mother, do you think she's good enough
For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous
To me?
Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh Mother, will she break my heart?"
- Pink Floyd, Mother
Jeffrey Thomas Royalton
Age: 28
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Actor
"When you're a celebrity
It's adios, reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
And marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity..."
- Brad Paisley, Celebrity