Lisa Marie Carangi
Age: 23
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Criminal
"Sick with a smirk, plus I be disturbed
Fuck the first two bitches like dogs and I jacked off on the third
I'm obvious oblivion, but that's my science
Fuck your head up like cornrows put in by blind giants
Haven't been with it since the last corpse kidded
Wore a blood-stained smile and told the cop 'He did it!'
- Cage, Agent Orange
Jeremy Paul Nolan
Age: 26
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Artist
"At home, drawing pictures of mountaintops
With him on top, lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that Mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Oh, ruled his world"
- Pearl Jam, Jeremy
Lettie Amelia Rancor
Age: 19
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Maid at the Callahan Mansion
"When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand
Catching teardrops in my hand"
- Norah Jones, Don't Know Why
Roxy Alicia Lopez
Age: 24
Marital Status: Dating Christopher Blake
Occupation: A-List Actress
"And all her friends tell her she's so pretty
But she'd be a whole lot prettier if she smiled once in awhile
Cause even her smile looks like a frown
She's seen her share of devils in this angel town
But everything is gonna be alright, rockabye
Rockabye..."
-Shawn Mullins, Lullaby
The Stranger
Age: Unknown
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Monster Hunter
"When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look, but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb
- Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb
Dr. Carmen Elisabeth Hawthorne
Age: 30
Marital Status: Married to Josh Hawthorne, 2 children
Occupation: Pediatrician
"She never compromises
Loves babies and surprises
Wears high heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful?"
- Train, Meet Virginia
Lester Eugene Burnham
Age: 42
Marital Status: Married to Carolyn Burnham, 1 child
Occupation: Sales Manager
"Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane
Should've been my name
Mr. Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
- John C. Reilly, Mr. Cellophane
Camilla Elena Rhodes
Age: Unknown
Marital Status: Unknown
Occupation: Unknown
"(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become"
- Evanesence, Bring Me To Life
Steven James Price
Age: 47
Marital Status: Married to Evelyn, no children
Occupation: Theme Park Tycoon
"Baby, I've been waiting
I've been waiting night and day
I didn't see the time
I waited half my life away
There were lots of invitations
And I know you sent me some
But I was waiting for the miracle
For the miracle to come."
- Leonard Cohen, Waiting For the Miracle
Evelyn Mallory Stockard-Price
Age: 35
Marital Status: Married to Steven, no children
Occupation: None
"You gotta be crazy, you gotta have real need
Gotta sleep on your toes and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed...
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You get the chance to put the knife in."
- Pink Floyd, Dogs
Enid Jessica Coleslaw
Age: 18
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Usher at AMC Theatres
"I'm like a beggar with no luck
I'm holding signs up on your street corner stops
Like most, you try not to see me
Stare straight ahead, ignore the responsibility
Excuse me (excuse me, mister)
Well I've been waiting in line
And I'd like to have some of your time
I'm very anxious, eager, willing
What's your billing?"
-No Doubt, Excuse Me Mister