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| LIBERAL RESPONSE AN ANSWER TO THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A JOKE... 1) You think we want to ban cigarettes? Unlike you whacked-out neo-fascist conservatives, liberals believe that as long as you aren't hurting anyone else, it's probably an acceptable behavior. 2) Read the First Amendment, for one. It's called the establishment clause, and "In God We Trust" clearly violates it. Moreover, the Constitution gives the government no powers which are not specifically given to it by either the Constitution itself of courts of law, and neither has ever given the government a right to establish a national religion. 3) Yeah, I'm REALLY best friends with the IRS. 4) You can worship whatever way you want. You can't make me worship however you want. It's as simple as that. 5) See numbers 2 and 4. Kids are going to have sex, and when they do it's better if they use a condom than if they don't. 6) Vouchers would take money from public schools and put it into private schools, some of which would be religiously oriented. There's your conservative idea of a slippery slope manifesting itself again. 7) What? [Hey, I like cookies. Hairspray really is bad for the environment. And SUVs cause road rage. Capitalism does run business. That's it's job.-Me] 8) While you're in heaven reading your Bible, all of us God-forsaken liberals will be having a kegger in Hell. [Heh, Heh. Count me in.-Me] 9) Fetus =/= Child. Believe me, you don't want to see the pictures. 10) When you have facts to back up your arguments, I might try to rebut them, but this confuses me to no end. Global cooling? |
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| LIBERAL TEST YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL, IF...... 1.) You want to ban cigarettes and legalize cocaine. [Dude, all sorts of people die from second-hand coke. What? They don't? Huh.-Me] 2.) You believe that IN GOD WE TRUST is a misprint. [Or if you like the Constitution. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free practice thereof." Just a thought.-Me] 3.) You LIKE the IRS. [Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.-Me] 4.) You believe that pornography is a Constitutional Right, but that religion is not. [Pain medication is a Constitutional Right. Isn't it, Rush?-Me] 5.) You believe that the way to improve public schools is to replace Bibles with condoms. [Does anyone else remember getting condoms?-Me] 6.) You're against school-choice vouchers. Vouchers would allow parents to meddle with their childrens education. [Or allow them to give their kids condoms.-Me] 7.) You believe that Sports Utility Vehicles are trashing the atmosphere, that hairspray is destroying the ozone, that cookies are killing our children, and that capitalism is running our businesses. 8.) Mostly, you just can't stand seeing people have a good time. [Yes, everyone should have as much fun as an uptight asshole. Good times.-Me] 9.) You do everything for the benefit of THE CHILDREN. Including aborting them. 10.) You believe that decadent western lifestyles are destroying the Earth by causing global cooling---or warming---maybe both. |
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| This was taken off of Rush Limbaugh's Website. I found it rather amusing how narrowminded a view most conservatives have of me (us?). |
| These are a real liberal's answers to that complete mockery of common sense. |