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| Chapter 25 "Isis. You are too young to get married! You are what....10 hours and 36 minutes old!" Steph demanded. "Age doesn't matter mother!" Isis shot back. "Dad...please?" Isis begged. Kane looked at his son's pleeding eyes, but then looked at Skie. Skie would be alone, she has no one! "I have mate for sister in law!" said the female. She put something in Vince's hands. "Bring Hunter!" she stated. "Hunter?" Steph asked. "Good Hunter....named Hunter!" she replied. She was refering to Triple H. Vince nodded and left to find Hemsley. The female then put something in Steph's and Kane's hands. "What is this?" Steph asked. "You see....eat!" she replied. Kane and Steph looked at what was in their hands. It was an odd looking plant. Kane and Steph put it in thier mouths and chewed. Both felt odd and different. Steph looked at Kane. And he was human! "That stuff tasted like puke!" Kane moned in his normal voice. "Father....you talked!" Isis smiled. Kane looked at his hands. He was human again! Steph was too! Vince came back with Triple H. "Ok..What's this about?" Hunter demanded, but was shocked to see Steph and Kane normal. "Hunter....be mate for Skie!" The female stated. "Huh?" Triple H asked. "She wants you to be Skie's husband!" Steph explained. Hunter was shocked. "But...I ain't a royal dragon!" "I make you royal dragon! Be perfact for Skie!" Isis' wife inisted. She looked at Vince. "Give root!" she ordered, and Vince did. He handed Hunter the root. "You eat it!" Triple H looked abit unsure. But looked at Skie. She was the spitting image of her mother. And had her father's long curly brown hair. "You don't mind me as a son in law?" Triple H asked Kane. Kane smirked. "If I can handle you as a co-worker. I can handle, anything!" Kane laughed back. Triple H poped the root in his mouth. When he swollowed it. Be had become a silver and black dragon! He looked at Skie, and fell in love. "So...this is what seeing a female dragon is like to a male!" he smirked. "And she is all yours!" Steph laughed. "We go?" Isis' mate asked. "We go. Mom...dad...." Isis stated. "We love you...always will. But I have a favor...." "Name it!" Steph replied. "I want a normal brother or sister" he explained. Shocking both Kane and Steph. Isis then left with his mate. Triple H followed. "Vince....I will be back!" Hunter warned. "And we will be waiting for you!" Vince replied. When the couples left the room, Vince Steph and Kane were left standing. Kane was about to leave the room... "AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!" roared Vince. Kane stopped dead in his tracks. "I was...going to get out of Steph's life...like what you wanted me to do in the first place" Kane replied. Vince stormed right up to Kane. "Oh no you don't. You aren't getting away that easy! Tomorrow is RAW, and there is gonna be a wedding...a REAL wedding. Kane. Get a best man. Cuz' you are getting married!" Vince ordered. Kane was in total shock. "Who...." "Who else....but my daughter. Kane...Welcome to the McMahon's!" Vince replied with a smirk. Chapter 26 "HE IS MAKING YOU DO WHAT!" Roared Taker as Kane asked him to be the best man at his wedding. "Since...Steph and I had children, he wants us to get married!" Kane stated. "And Isis wants Steph and I to have normal children" Kane stated. "She also whats Sara to be one of her brides maids!" "Kane. You aren't getting married tomorrow! No way, not how!" Taker shot back. The next day.... "Kane, you look rediculious in that suit!" Taker muddered as he adjusted his tie, the wedding was 10 minutes away! "And to think, you said I wasn't gonna get married!" Kane smirked to his brother. "What can I say....I guess it would be nice to be an uncle!" Taker smirked and patted Kane's shoulder. "After all. You will be Vince's son in law, and we could get away with anything!" Taker smirked. "Anything?! Yeah right!" Kane shot back. "Did you get his wedding present?" Taker asked. "Yeah....he gave me Regal's job! Comisshoner!!" Kane replied. "Comissh Kane! Have an intesting ring to it!" "Taker. I don't want to get married!" "Well...it's too late now. Steph is bursting with joy over this marrage!" Taker replied. Meanwhile in Steph's locker room. "Sara....do you think Kane and Taker are alike?" "Girl, those 2 are like different people. Kane is senstive. Taker is all out bad A$$!" Sara laughed. Steph turned to Sara. "You think...Kane and I make a good couple?" she asked, "Of course you do! You look so cute together! And I am personally glad to see Kane with someone" Sara explained. "He is always so distant from people. Even at Christmas!" Sara explained, Steph nodded. "Well...he won't be distant anymore, there is something about Kane, that makes me attracted to him, like how he raise the kids, he was so gental with them. And how he took care of me when I was exspecting them!" "I know, Kane is gonna make a great father!" Sara smiled. Steph smiled Back. Vince walked in. "We're ready!" Vince called. Steph nodded as she and Sara met up with taker in front of the ramp, before the wedding started. "Let's do this!" Taker smirked.... Chapter 27. As the wedding started. Taker and Sara were standing at the alter, as Vince walked Stephanie down. "What is this? I though Steph was married?" questioned JR. "That's not the only thing. Taker is in a suit! The Undertaker is the best man! But there is no Kane in sight. What the hell is this!" Paul Hayman demanded. Steph was waiting at the alter, and next thing. Red fireworks went off. Kane's music played through the arena. But no Kane! Steph looked at Taker, Taker too was clueless. Again, Kane's music went off. Kane didn't show up. Steph looked at Taker for answers. Taker went to the back. "What is going on here?" JR asked. Taker went to the back, and found Kane in his locker room huddled up. "Kane? You're leaving Steph at the alter?!" he demanded. "Take...I am scared! I have never had a woman....accually like me! Look at me!" he demanded. "You look good in a suit" Taker replied. "Kane, Steph loves you. If she didn't. She wouldn't have helped ya, and you would be one busy dragon in Japan!" Taker replied. He got Kane on his feet. "What are you gonna do?" Taker asked. "I...I will go through with it...how did you react when marrying Sara?" Kane asked. "Same way as you...almost. I hid in the broom closet" Taker smirked causing Kane to laugh. Taker went back to the alter, and Kane's music when off one last time. Kane walked out! Steph smiled. "Kane? And Steph, what the hell is this!" Paul asked. "A wedding" JR replied. The wedding was short, and at the end, when asked to kiss the bride. Steph lifted Kane's mask, and kissed him before anyone caught his face. Afterward, they went to a hotel Vince booked for them. Steph jumped right on the bed. "You had me worried Kane. I thought you were gonna leave me at the alter" she said. "I was having second thoughts. But Taker talked me into going through with it. I don't know what I was nervous" Kane stated. Steph when to the bathroom as Kane got his suit off. She peeked out as he took his shirt off. "Man, he has one nice backside!" she giggled. And took her wedding dress off. Kane got himself into bed after taking the dumb black pants off, "Those things itch like hell!" he said to himself. Steph walked out in her underwear and slid next to Kane. She cuddled close to him and rubbed his chest. "Something wrong?" she asked. "You...never seen my face. I wouldn't be surprised if you want a divorce after this" Kane replied. Steph took his mask off, and looked at his face. All she did was smile. "You look like your brother....are you just as bad?" she smirked. Kane looked back to Steph. "Oh watch me!" he smirked. and began to kiss Stephanie all the way down her body..... Chapter 28 It's been 2 weeks since Taker had last seen Kane, he was abit concerned. "Taker?" asked Jericho. Taker turned to see Y2J. "Yeah?" he asked. "Since Steph is Kane's wife. I can no longer make fun of her right?" "You got a will filled out in full?" Taker replied. "I will take that as a no!" "Damn right!" Taker replied. Later that day. Kane and Steph walked into the arena. Everyone was glad to see them. Even Vince! "KANE! How is my new son in law!" he asked with glee. "Uh....good" Kane replied, Kane then saw a look in McMahon's eyes. "What do you want Vince?" "Well...I am having a Family reunion, and Kane. I want you to be there!" he stated. "Ok....there is something else" Kane replied. Vince sighed. "How good are your manners? I mean my family is rich and we have certian ways of dining!" he explained. Kane looked at Steph and looked back at Vince. "So?" "I want to make sure you don't come off looking like a pig" Vince plain out said. Steph was quite shocked the her father didn't go flying across the room! "McMahon, don't worry about me. I can take care of myself, and I have good manners!" Kane replied and walked away. Vince shook his head. "What daddy?" "He needs better clothing than that! Tomorrow, we get him fitted for a nice blouse!" Vince replied. Shephaine giggled, as she pictured Kane in a puffy blouse! Chapter 29 Later that day.... "McMahon, you must be kidding me!" Kane roared in the dressing booth at a fancy clothing shop. McMahon pulled him off of the house card to go shopping. "Kane, you have to at least try it on!" Vince shot back. Steph sat in the chair rolling her eyes at her father. "Daddy. Why must you always do this?!" she demanded. "Do What? I just want Kane to be representable! He's a McMahon!" "I'm am only a McMahon by law Vince!" Kane growled back. "Whatever!" Vince shot back. Kane opened the door and walked out. Steph could berely contain her giggles. Kane wore a black blouse, with black dress pants, and polishable shoes! "It looks good! Now....what do we do about your hair?" "MY HAIR!" "Yes. You look like a freaking hillbilly!" Vince stated. "I have had enough of this! I am getting out of here!" Kane yelled. Vince paied for his clothing, and was about to follow Kane out. But Steph beat him to it. Kane stood outside when his wife walked beside him. "Why must Vince try to change me to what HE wants?" Kane asked. "Oh Kane, don't worry about it. But....do you want to crash the family reunion?" she asked. Kane looked down at his smiling wife. "You have been around Triple H far too long!" "I learn from him! What can I say" she smirked back. "What's this idea?" Kane asked. "Well...I think we call your brother...." Meanwhile. "jklmnopqqqqqq" burped Jericho. The guys were laughing. "HAHA! You made it to Q!" Smirked Bradshaw. "Ok Taker. Your turn!" Taker took a swig of beer, but the phone ranged. Taker answered. "HHEEEELLLLOOO" He belched into the resever. The guys nearly wet themselves laughing. "Oh...Sorry Kane!" Taker smirked. "You want me to what?......Are you sure?" Taker asked, the guys got currious to what was going on. "Ok..I'll be there. See ya. can't wait to see that blouse! HAHA! Bye" Taker hung up. "What was that about?" asked Big Show. "I got a party to crash! After all. I am Vince's son in law! I am Kane's brother!" he smirked. The guys got big grins on their faces. The McMahons will never be the same again! Chapter 30 At the family reunion.... Kane and Steph pritty much kept their distance from the other McMahons, there were cousins from all over. Not to mention Vince's rich little brother! Bill He ran oil rigs in Texas. "So. Big bro! Where's this son in law you fuss about?" asked Vince's little bro. Vince looked to Kane, and waved him over. "Please pinch me" Kane asked Steph, she did. "Ow! Ok..I'm not dreaming" Kane muddered, he walked up to mcMahon. "Whoa! This is an..in law?" he asked. Vince nodded. "Bill, this is Kane! My son in law! Kane, this is my little brother Bill" "Nice to meet you" Kane replied and stuck his hand out. Bill shook it. "I heard you had a big brother. And you are a little brother? I would hate to see your sibling!" Bill smirked, just as a Harley ripped through the air. "What the hell?!" Taker walked in, he wore cut off Jeans, a black vest. Which exposed his chest and stomach. Bandanna, sunglasses and bike boots. First thing he did was spit. "So...this is a family reunion?" he asked. "What the hell are you doing here!" Vince demanded. "I am your son in law! Kane is my little bro, so tecniclly. I am a McMahon too!" Taker smriked. Sara walked in, wearing the same thing. But her shirt was one of Taker's Deadman Inc. tank tops. "So, where's the grup?" Taker asked, and looked at the table. "Shrimp...cocktail....what crap is this?" Sara demanded. There was a buzz going around the room. Steph was smiling on the other hand. "Let's forget about this and put some music on!" Taker called, he went to the stage McMahon set up for music, he pulled out a cd, and played it. It was Limp Bisket! and it was the unedited version of rollin! Steph decided to have some fun. So she took Kane up stair to get changed into more comfortable clothing. "Kane, you know how to dance?" she asked. "Berely" Kane replied. "Good enough!" she smirked and they went back outside to dance to Rollin. Taker and Sara joined in too! Shane McMahon even got into the swing of things! Vince looked like he could blow, till everyone was accually enjoying themselves! "Vince, this is probably the best reunion!" laughed Bill. "Yeah?...I mean yeah! It is!" Vince studdered. After when everything was said and done, Taker got a beer drinking contest going among the McMahons....beating them all of course! And when the party ended. Vince went to talk to Kane and Steph. "You 2!.....You 2 are in so much trouble!" he growled. "Don't blame them...blame me!" Taker replied. He was sitting on the ground and Sara was resting against his chest. "Besides. Not to many of your family members called me a hillbilly!" Taker smirked. "Not to meantion all those who did call you a hillbilly now knows what happen when you make the Undertaker pissed!" smirked Shane. "Don't tell me YOU had fun!" Vince demanded. "Accually...I had a blast!" Shane smirked. Chapter 31 3 years have past since the family reunion. Vince dared not invite Kane again, due to the fact Taker would show up. Kane was at the arena early in the day when Steph walked in holding their new daughter. Lilly. "Kane!" Steph called. "Yes?" Kane asked. "I just got a letter from Isis! He just became a father. Same with Triple H!" she smiled. "H! H!" laughed Lilly. Kane took his daughter from Steph and hugged her. Just then a little 5 year old came running in and ran into Kane. he fell back. but shook it off. "UNKY LANE!" he cheered. Kane would just laugh since his nephew was still learning his name. Taker snuck in and picked his one up and blew on his stomach. Making him giggled. "DADDY!" "Hey kiddo, you didn't think you'ld escape me that easily!" Taker smirked. Taker then looked at Lilly. "Hey Kane, how about we go let these guys bug grandpa Vince and we go out of a beer. Sara wants to go shopping and wants Steph to come along!" Taker stated. "Sounds good!" Kane replied. Noticing Steph beeming abit more. "Don't tell me" Kane asked with a grin. Steph nodded. "Lilly?" Steph asked. "How would you like a baby brother or sister?" she asked. Lilly's eyes just shot open. "BABY! BABY! BABY!" She cheered. "I think she likes the idea!" Taker laughed. Kane and Taker dropped the kids off at Vince's office. McMahon want's really too thrilled so he got the APA to take care of them. Bradshaw was Taker's son *Who Taker named Harley* godfather. At the bar.... Kane and Taker were sipping back a beer when all the cammotion in the bar, came to a halt. Currious. The brothers truned around. There stood 2 tough looking guys. Their faces were covered in the shadows. They walked forward to the brothers. Smiles came across Taker's face. "About time!" he smirked, the 2 sat down. "What took ya so long Hemsley!" Taker asked. "I tell ya, the air currents are killer!" Triple H replied. He wore a long back jacket, and a hat to cover his apperance. Isis was beside him. wearing the same thing. "How's the family?" Kane asked. "Oh dad, you go more grandkids than the WWF has on it's roster!" Isis smirked. Taker raised and eye brow. "Well....they are gonna keep you busy!" Taker smirked ordering another round. Chapter 32 As the boys finsihed their drinks, some of the bikers walked into the bar. The noticed Taker. "Well if it isn't the deadman walking!" smirked one. "Joe!....long time no see" Taker replied with a smirked. "What brings you boys out here?" Taker asked. "Came to see you....who's the freak in the mask and those 2?" he asked pointing to Triple H and Isis. "Gents, the 'freak' is my little brother Kane. Those 2, are his son and son in law" Taker replied. "Hey Take....how about a old time bar fight?" Joe asked. "Sorry, not drunk enough" Taker smirked, Joe then eyes Isis. "Fine then, I'll take him!" He pulled the jacket off od Isis, and the room was agast as they saw a dragon before them! Kane noticed Isis was a lot stronger than last time, and bigger! The bikers back away. "What they hell is that!" "My son" Kane replied. Isis streached his wings, and belted out a large roar! The bikers ran out, as did everyone else! Tim white walked in, and saw Isis. "Let me guess" he stated. "Sorry Tim, but at least the friendly tap has a new rumor! Dragons love the tap!" Triple H laughed taking off his coat. "You guys are just too much at times!" Tim smirked. At the mall..... Steph and Sara when shopping, they shopped till they dropped! "Sara, I am having such a wonderful time!" Steph purred. "Me too! Steph I got to know something, did you always have feelings for Kane?" she asked. Steph blushed. "He reminds me so much of Andre the Giant. When I was a girl. I slept on his lap. I sleep on Kane, and I feel like I was with Andre again, Kane is so gental. He is a wonderful father! Lilly love him and he loves here!" Steph smiled. Sara smiled too. "I know. Harley is more like his father than he knows! He can almost lable an entire harley davidson bike!" she smiled. "So...that's how you got the name!" Steph smirked. Sara nodded. "Interesting. We were thinking about what to name our next child. If it's a boy...Kane is considering Paul, you know Paul Bearer, his father or Vince! And if it's another girl, I was thinking about Linda....or Joyce" Steph explained. "Joyce?" Sara asked. "Kane's mother" Steph replied with a grin. Chapter 33 After heading back to the arena. Triple H and Isis caught up with everyone and what's been happening. Isis met his sister. And was excited to hear he was going to be a big brother once again. "I can't believe that you and mom stayed together! Dispite what happened!?" Isis smiled. "You can thank your grandpa for that!" Triple H smirked. "He wasn't gonna let Kane in any other profession unless he married Steph. I swear, Vince looked like he was gonna buy the whole world to make sure Kane couldn't get another job unless he married Steph!" "No need to rub it in Hunter. Besides. I love Steph and she loves me!" Kane stated. Taker nodded in agreement. "Well....better go check up on the sprats!" he smirked, and left to find Vince... Taker walked into McMahon's office. "Vince, where are the kids?" Taker asked. Vince jumped when Taker talked, he didn't see him there. "They are with the APA!" he replied. "Damn it Vince, they smoke!" Taker roared and slammed the door. He went to the APA's office, he knocked on the wooden door. And walked in. "I got 2 pairs!" Bradshaw stated to Kane's daughter. She looked at her cards and looked back at Bradshaw. "Read'em and weep. 8 aces....lucky 7's are wild!" she shot back. "Oh damn!" Farrooq stated. "That's 400 bucks she got off of us!" "Which will be going to her collage education!" Taker stated as he stood in the doorway. He took the kids and pocket the money. "But Uncletaker! I am saving to buy the horsey daddy promised me!" "Right now, you got no place for a horse!" Taker shot back. Part 34 Taker brought Lilly and Harley to see Kane and Steph. She was sitting down, and Lilly looked at her. "Mommy got a big tummy!" she laughed. Harley giggled as well. "Lilly, this is how you were before you were born" Kane stated. He picked up his daughter, and brought her close to Steph's stomach. "Put your hand on her tummy" Kane instructed. Lilly did. She giggled when she felt something kick at her hand. "hehe, baby?" she asked. Kane nodded. "Your gonna be a big sister!" Steph stated proudly. Taker nudged Kane in the arm, and handed him a fist full of money, "She beat Bradshaw and Farrooq in Cards" Taker whispered. "We used 2 decks of cards!" Lilly peeked up. "So that's how you got 6 aces!" Taker concluded. "Yep! And I was gonna get that pony daddy said I could have if I saved my money!" Lilly protested. Steph Stared at Kane. Kane looked back. "How was I sappose to know she would be a poker ace!" "Kane, never let your daughter play cards again!" Taker instructed. Noticing Harley was playing with a pack of cards. "What are you doing?!" Taker asked. "Playing Solitare!" he replied. "Weird kids!" Steph muddered. Years later..... "MOM! DAD!" called a young teenage Lilly. Kane and Steph have been happily married for the past 17 years. Lilly is in high school. And Kane has retired from Wrestling. Just as a young pumped 16 year old walked in. "Vincent Paul McMahon Bearer!" Steph scolded. Vincent had Kane's hair, yet looked like his grandfather in a scarry way. "Yes mother?" "You didn't go to a school in a tank top did you?" Kane asked. "Why? Grandfather said you were made from the same grapefruit tree, might as well show off the prduce!" Vincent replied. Kane rolled his eyes. "I think your father is a few fruits short of a market!" Kane stated. "He can be like that at times." Steph replied. as 2 young 4 year olds come storming down the stiars. The twins. Mark and Glenda. Glenda was older than her brother by one minute. Kane found it rather odd that he and Steph don't age that much. Kane was in his 50's yet he looked 34! When the kids went their seperate ways. Kane was looking in the mirror of the living room. "Something on your mind Kane?" she asked. Kane looked back at her. "Look at us. We haven't aged since the day I came into the federation. Maybe it's something about the year?" Kane suggested. Steph smiled. And wrapped her arms around Kane. "Let's put it this way, there will be another one coming soon!" Steph replied. "And it is the year of the dragon" Kane replied. Looking at the smile on Steph's face. "By the looks of it. We will be parents once again!" Kane giggled. Steph smiled. "The year of the dragon.....is always our year!" 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