Go Back To Nuts
Thursday, April 15
I was in Class and needed to pee so I asked to go to
the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom and I�m taking a piss and I hear in
one of the stalls like sex noises. Like ooh ahhhh uhhh. I start to crack up!
And I�m washing y hands and M comes out and he�s sweating like a
Dog. And I freak out!!! I�m like just standing there staring at him and like
what the hell?!! He washes his hands and leaves the bathroom. Then all of a
sudden I hear Cluck Cluck, a chicken walked out of the stall, and that's
were I drew the line and left. I included a clip of the sounds I heard. Click hereto listen to it. I added a little background music to make the sounds a little less graphic.
-written by SickInBathroom88
Ok so one Friday night I was walking with a friend, and we start going
into Hamlet. And all of a sudden like we hear this screaming it sounds
like a girl. We go see wat it was and it�s jordy! She is drunk like shit.
And so she comes up to us and starts like flirting with us and like trying
to get in my pants, it scared me. I mean I want to get in her pants but she
was like shit drunk, it freaked me out, then she just like passed out and
simply walked away. Dude all I gata to say to that is revenge is sweet.
-written by drunkEncounter7
P.E. is the best elective in YHS until
now. You see it�s the same thing every day I am playing basket ball and EVRY
TIME Y KEEPS GRABBING ME ASS!! It bothers me, one time I say hey
stop it dude, this freaks me put, and then he tells me this, �listen shut
up, I�m trying to get Rebecca to notice me and she says she is into this
kinda stuff so just play along� I look at him straight in the face and slap
him , and walk away soon after rebbeca starts making out with yoni I then
take a bat I found and start hitting them both, because that is fucked up.
-written by assGrabber
OK we know why H hangs out with G a lot, I was walking
around the the mews and I see H dragging a large heavy body bag, this
is at 1200 at night btw, now all of a sudden the bags starts moving and G
opens the bag, inside was B. He looks beaten up. G then slpas him,
and say� stop moving little bitch� now that is fucked up, I later ran away
as fast as I could!!!!
-written by friekedInMews99
Thursday, April 19
It all happened right after Big B left the hospital. I went to go visit to him to see how he was doing. So I go there and his dad lets me in and tells me David is in his room so I proceed towards his room. Now I had called David before and told him I was coming so I know he was expecting me so I just went into his room without knocking. And wat I saw was absolutely shocking. Belolo was standing! �.on both legs� including the destroyed one. He was wearing a large white doctors coat and there were charts of femurs EVERYWERE! I WAS STARING IN DISBELIEF! But Belolo looked oddly calm. And this is where it just got stranger. He told me to take a seat, so I did, and it was comfortable, nice seats. Ok so I sat down. He then told me this, �NutBoy00, let me explain this to u simply, Hillel, how would u feel if u were G-D� I then said some stupid joke which I forgot, because it was so stupid, a very Hillel even though I�m not him, I�m Nutboy00 joke. So lets continue�. David then said this � I calculated the density of the Femur and how long it would take to repair, I had applied the right pressure and had soon fixed it with no problem. I then said, �But why David why!!!!� David then told me, �Because I have created an era! The era of Belelo I am king, I have all of the ladies I am the Mac friggin DADDY!! I am unstoppable. I then asked him, �But David, why now are u acting normal and not being so friggin annoying?!� He said, � um�.. I don�t know� good point.� But then it was too late I had drawn my light saber and had destroyed Belolo�s femur�.again�. and that is why he is still in the wheel chair, because of my heroics and quick Jedi skill. Oh yeah when I was walking back from Belolo�s house found Jordy drunk�.again� U GATA GET OFF THE BOTTLE TODAY WE ARE ALL WORRIED!!!
-written by JediLegBreaker44
It was another day and I had just woken up to go to school. So I got dressed and went on my way. So I was in the school parking lot when I hear this snoring sound. And I said to myself, Terri isn�t sleeping in the garbage again is he? So I went to the dumpster to see what the snoring was then I here a loud BAHHHH. It sounded like a goat and that is when Jacob A. got up from the dumpster and saw me and said, Hi nutboy00. Hold on I just need to get dressed. That was all weird as it is� until the goat jumped out. I looked Jacob in the face and then he gave me a bewildered gaze and said, � I swear, I have no Idea how that got there.� Then I realized it was time to leave. What is with this school and livestock?!
-written by GoatCatcher69
As many of you know YHS has some wacky dressers. But by far the weirdest and most stylish dresser would have to be 9th grader Illana W. And I always wanted to know were she got her inspiration for her outfits. So one day I went up to her at lunch and asked her. She starting stuttering and finally said, �um I don�t know, I guess I just have good luck with my outfits.� Good luck? Good luck???? What does that mean and realized this was not the truth so I took it upon myself to find out! But until then I had to go back to class. It was math class and I was sitting there staring at some girls, day dreaming� until I saw Illana walk by in the halls so I asked to go to bathroom and I left the class room and followed Ilana. She went to her locker and I hid behind the soda machine and all of a sudden some glitter flew out of her locker and somehow rainbow socks appeared on her arms! I waited till she left and went to her locker and opend it, and inside was a LEPRACON! �Aye ladee wat err you doin� here, do you want an ootfit change tew, or can I grent ye another weesh.� I assumed he asked me if I wanted a wish, so I said yeah. But what did I want� I had to think carefully, lepracons are trixy�s. So I asked him for a date with Sarah Maggid and he said, �Aye boy, me is a Lepracon, not some sort of mirical worker!� I was a little offended so I flicked him in the nose for fun, and thought for another wish. So as I was waiting Bonzo (Evan Abitbol) came out. And came up to me and started to speak to the Lepracon, �Hey Bob how are you buddy.� I then said, �Bonzo you�r also a Lepracon??!!� Then he said, �No, just a Keibler Elf, you know the ones that make cookies, Bob is a good friend of the parents we have him over Mymenuah (Sephardim after pesach party) with our lord and ruler of all elf�s, Michael Hande.� I then said, wait u guys are Jewish?� Bonzo said, �didn�t you know, all Elf�s are Sephardic.� The End.
-written by KieblerKilller909
OK we know why H hangs out with G a lot, I was walking
around the the mews and I see H dragging a large heavy body bag, this
is at 1200 at night btw, now all of a sudden the bags starts moving and G
opens the bag, inside was B. He looks beaten up. G then slpas him,
and say� stop moving little bitch� now that is fucked up, I later ran away
as fast as I could!!!!
-written by friekedInMews99