2. Once I was cutting fudge in my hand, and the knife went right through the fudge, and the wax paper under the fudge, and into my finger. It got cut quite well, and it was still bleeding the next day...
3. I always slip on the ice, but a more memorable time was walking with some friends outside a mall. I slipped and landed right on my back...
4.At a wedding reception one time, somebody was trying to get me to fast dance, and I fell on my butt.
5. When I was a little kid I was tilting in my chair, and fell out of it. I broke my collar bone. Fun!
6.&n One time I was go-karting, and I had the slow cart. My sister wanted to pass me, so I moved to the side of the track. Instead of passing me, she rams into the side of my cart, and I crash into the wall. My knee hit against the car, and it got cut open, and badly bruised. Thanks sis!
7. At school, I fell on ice, and received a concussion... That probably happened about four times in grade school...
8. Once in grade school I was walking to the playground, and I slipped on a patch of ice. I slipped quite a ways, and crashed into a metal fence and chipped my tooth.
9. One time I was at a restaraunt, and I tripped on my feet walking out of the dining room I was in. I shouted a loud "HOOCHY MAMA!" And got quite a few stares...
10. One time, as working as a kitchen aid I was gesturing with a food scraper in my hand. I hit a girl on her arm with it. It was covered with filth...
11. One time in P.E. we were playing volley ball. The ball was flying at me so I hit it, and it hit the girl in front of me in the back of the head, and then flew over the net.
12. When I was little, I was playing golf with my family, and my mother told me to hit the ball harder, because I wasn't hitting it hard enough. So I hit the ball as hard as I could, and hit one of my sisters in the stomach.
13. When I was housesitting for some friends I walked to the library quite frequently. One time I was walking their, I decided to look straight up for no reason, and a ton of snow from the roof fell on my head...
14. Once in school when I was swinging, I went to jump, and landed on my head. Now you know what's wrong with me...
15. Another time I was on the swings the school bell rang, so I let go of the swing and flew backwards into the mud.
16. At school one time, I fell down a flight of carpeted stairs. It wasn't no plush carpet, it was coarse. So that hurt a lot!
17. One time I was in a crowd and accidentally bumped into a guy, and he spilled hot coffee all over my leg.
18. One time I was walking and talking with some friends, and there were to doors. They both walked through them, and I walked right into a pole in between them...
19.This isn't an accident, but at a restaraunt I was at with some friends, I couldn't stop laughing. Everyone was staring cause I seriously couldn't stop laughing, and I was snorting up a storm.
20. One time I was helping somebody load up a moving truck, because they were moving. There was a ramp leading from the garage, and every time I would go up it I would hit my head on the top of the garage. The person's daughter said "I don't know whether I should feel bad for you, or to laugh at you for keeping on doing it."
21. As working as the kitchen aid at my school, I stuck my hand in a sink of water that sterilizes dishes to pull out a piece of lettuce, or something. The sink was set at 350 degrees! Youch!
22. When I was bowling recently, I have a tendency of throwing my leg in the air. One time I fell onto the alley, and that lane was greasy!
23. Later somebody was talking about how I bowled, so I thought I'd demonstrate. SO I threw my leg in the air, and hit a lady. Then I fell backward and nearly knocked over a friend of mine.
24. I was standing around talking to some friends, and I just fell backward on accident, and threw the books I was holding in the air. Everyone was just staring at me...
25. I was cracking walnuts recently and got my finger pinched pretty badly. There was a big red mark across my finger for a few weeks.
26. I cut my thumb open cutting dog food about a month ago. That was nice.
27. When I was trying to put my bird back in it's cage, it bit me and wouldn't let go. I had a huge beak mark in my hand, since it was holding on to me for about 30 seconds.
28.I was coming out of the mens room in a public place today, and the door knob fell off in my hand. I shouted out "Eeeeeeeee!" And everyone was staring at me, and when I told them what happened, they couldn't stop laughing...
29. It snowed today, finally! I was in a parking lot with my friends and we were throwing snowballs at each other. I bent down to get some snow, and somebody hit me in the head, and I slipped and fell backwards in the snow. It was cold, and I hit my hand hard on the pavement.
30. When I was a about four years old, there was a tall glass of what I though was apple juice. I drank the whole thing, and I got so sick. It ended up that it was beer, that my dad poored in my favorite glass...
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