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| JO: EEEHHH, WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? JON: BRAD ? BRAD : IS IT ME ? OR DOES EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTS , THEY BLAME IT ON ME. JO : IT WAS YOU BRAD. TINA : OH. BRAD : YEAH BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON SHOW LIKE THAT... JON : EWW, IT'S GETTING NEARER. TINA : IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU LIKE BAKED BEANS BRAD. JO : YEAH U SHOULD BLAME YOUR IT ON YOUR MOTHER. JON: WE SHOULD RUN, B-4 WE ALL PASS OUT. |
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| JON : I THINK 'VE GOT A WEDGIE. TINA : THAT'S DIGUSTING JON, WE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. RACHEL : YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A WEDGIE, I WEAR A THONG 24 - 7. HANNAH : HEHE PAUL : I COULD IMAGINE WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE BRAD : HOW ? PAUL : CUZ I'VE GOT A WEDGIE TOO. |
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| RACHEL : JO READ IT ALREADY. JO : I CAN'T I THINK IT'S IN CHINESE OR SOMETHING. TINA : OMG !! JON : WHAT ? TINA : JO, THE PAPER'S UPSIDE DOWN. BRAD : AH YOU NUTTER. JO : I MEANT TO DO THAT FOR SPITE. REALLY !! |
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| HANNAH : YUCK !! PAUL : WHAT? HANNAH : BRUSHED LATELY ? PAUL : BUT...I... BUT WE.... HANNAH : WHAT IS THAT ONION. PAUL : I DIDN'T EAT ANY ONION RINGS. HANNAH : AH, SO YOU MEAN YOU BREATHES NATURALLY STINKY. |
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| TINA : RACHEL... WHAT'S WRONG ? RACHEL : I KNOW I LEFT MY LIPSMACKER HERE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT... I CAN'T HAVE CHAPPED LIPS, IT'S NOT AN OPTION... TINA : RACHEL !! RACHEL : I MEAN IT'S NOT COOL WHEN YOU KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOUR LIPS ARE SO SPIKEY THAT HE GOES "OUCH, WHAT WAS THAT?" TINA : RACHEL RACHEL : WHAT ? TINA : IT'S IN YOUR HAND, YOU MUFFIN. RACHEL : OH I KNEW THAT. |
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