The S Rumour Mill
WE HAVE SENT OUT OUR TOP DETECTIVE (ME!!) TO INVESTIGATE THE LIFESTYLES OF THE SC7
NOTE THAT..... MOST OF THESE STUFF ARE TRUE BUT THEN AGAIN WITH A HUMOUROUS TWIST,
AND I THINK YOU'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT'S NOT TRUE.. IF YOU'RE A
TRUE SCLUBBER!
IST THINGS 1ST


INVESTIGATION # 2
IS JO LEAVING THE S CLUB OR NOT?


OUR SOURCES STATE THAT:

JO IS FED UP !! SHE SINGS ALOT OF THE HITS AND SHE DANCES TOO MUCH.. SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO MARRY LEE SOONER AND NOT LATER.. SO HER HAVING A HERIDITARIAL BACK PROBLEM, CAN BE A GOOD CHANCE FOR HER TO TAKE A REST OR PACK UP AND LEAVE ...


WHAT DO THE FANS HAVE TO SAY?

ME: OH COME ON SHE CAN'T BE LEAING CUZ SHE'S A MAJOR ASSET TO THE S CLUB !!
MY ALTER-EGO ZENA : HANNAH CAN ALWAYS TAKE OVER !!
MY MOM: BUMMER !!
MY MATE: IT SEEMS TO ME THAT EVERY GORUP SIMON PUTS TOGETHER BREAKS UP ANYWAY... SO IT'S NO BIGGIE .




WHAT DID THE OTHER S CLUBBER'S HAVE TO SAY?


HANNAH : SHE CAN'T LEAVE CUZ I'LL MISS HER TOO MUCH.
JON : IF SHE LEAVES I WILL CRY.
TINA : I THINK WE ALL WILL ACTUALLY.
BRADLEY : I SAY IF IT'S NOT IN HER HEART ANYMORE THEN SHE CAN LEAVE, BUT OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T
MIND PUSHING HER OUT ON HER WHEELCHAIR TO PERFORM EVERY NIGHT IF I HAVE TO !!
RAHCEL : SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE , CUZ THEN I'LL HAVE TO SING ALL
HER PARTS AND YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WILL THINK OF ME AFTER THAT.




WELL WE ASKED PAUL WHAT HE THINKED OF THIS ?

PAUL : THAT'S PLAIN RUBBISH !! JO WILL NEVER DO THAT !! SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT.


WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH INFORMATION SO WENT WENT BACK TO OUR GARBAGE FOR SOME CLUES !!

IN A RECENT INTEWVIEW JO SAID : YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY... (ON RACHEL SINGING FOR HER DURING HER BREAK)
JO ON HER CONDITION : MY MOM HAS HAD IT FOR YEARS, AND I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING I'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH ALSO
JO ON HAVING SURGERY : I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO (CUZ WHETHER SHE HAS SURGERY OR NOT, SHE'LL STILL BE ON A WHEELCHAIR)
JO ON GETTING BETTER : TAKING THIS REST MEANS THAT I WILL BE FIT FOR THE TOUR NEXT YEAR, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK UP THERE !!


WELL IF YO HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE ANSWER TO THE Q,,,, YOU'RE PRETTY DUMB OR YOU'RE PRETTY DUMB.... BUT WE DECIDED TO GO TO THE MAIN GIRL HERSELF... JO O'MEARA AND HERE'S WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY !!

US : JO ARE YOU PLANNING ON QUITTING S CLUB ?
JO : ME QUIT? ARE YOU MAD, I PLAN ON BEING IN THIS GROUP UNTIL THE COWS FLY...
US : GOOD TO HEAR... BUT WHY DO YOU THINK THESE RUMOURS HAVE STARTED THEN?
JO : MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT PERFORMING ANYMORE, PLUS PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO GOSSIP ABOUT !!
US : I GUESS... WELL IT'S GOOD TO HEAR HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS.... ANYTHING YOU WANNA TELL YOUR FANS ?
JO : YEAH SURE... LOOK OUT FOR ME ON TOUR CUZ I'LL BE WORKING EXTRA HARD TO SEE YOU GUYS ONCE MORE !!



                                                          
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT CASE SOLVED!


JO ISN'T GONNA LEAVE, UNTIL COWS FLY !!



WHAT THE  OTHER S CLUBBER'S HAD TO SAY ?


HANNAH : DUH !! I TOLD YOU SO !!
JON : JO IS STRONG, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH US NO MATTER WHAT !!
RACHEL : I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS BCAK ON STAGE WITH US ...
IT FEELS LIKE THERE IS AN EMPTY SPOT, YOU KNOW ?
BRADLEY : THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS !!
TINA : BRADLEY !! SHUT UP !!





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