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| Q: WHY IS HANNAH SO HANNAH ?? A: THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT HANNAH, WE HAVE SO FIGURED OUT HANNAH DOWN TO A SCIENCE... WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SCIENCE U ASK? (WELL I ASSUMED YOU ASKED) ... IT'S CALLED HANNAH. WE HAVE NOTICED THE WAY HANNAH CARRIES ABOUT HERSELF.... OUUR NICKNAME FOR HER, HYPER-ACTIVE HANNAH.... WHO CARES IF THAT'S H OF STEPS NICKNAME... STEPS = SO LAST YEAR.... ANYWAYS.... HANNAH IS SUCH A PARTY ANIMAL, AND SHE'S ALWAYS SMILING... HERE' WHAT WE CONCLUDE, HANNAH HAS MAD COW DISEASE. WHAY WE SAY THAT IS BECAUSE SHE CARRIES ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF A CRAZY PERSON, AND DUH SHE'S NOT A VEGETARIAN... TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WE THINK THE WHOLE OF SCLUB HAS THE DISEASE AND THE SCARY THING IS THAT I 'VE GOT IT TOO !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!! !! !! Q: IS JON , YOU KNOW GAY? A : WELL WE WERE VERY WOWWED BY THIS QUESTION THAT WE HAD TO GO TO THE MAIN MAN HIMSELF JON... BUT HERE'S WHAT OUR ANONYMOUS E-MAILER STATED (SORRY CANDY) --- [HEHE JOKE] DEAR S CLUB TOWN, I HAVE BEEN DATING JON FOR 4 YEARS, AND I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME, BUT HE NEVER SAID YES TO ME... I HAVE WATCHED HIS EVERY MOVE AND I THINK IT'S KINDA STRANGE THE WAY HE CARRIES ABOUT HIMSELF. FOR EXAMPLE DUDE DID BALLET, HINT HINT... IS HE BILLY ELLIOTT OR SOMETHING ?? HE IS ALWAYS COMBING HIS HAIR..... HE'S OBSESSED WITH HIS LOOKS , EVERY MORNING INFRONT THE MIRROR.. HE'LL BE LIKE "HI SEXY" !! WE SHOP TOGETHER....AND WORST OF ALL HE'S GOT THIS WALK , HE SWINGS HIS HIPS FROM SIDE TO SIDE... AND I'M SO JEALOUS OF HIS LOOKS... SO PLEASE CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION: IS JON. YOU KNOW GAY??? SO WE INTERVIEWED JON WHEN WE CAUGHT UP TO HIM IN HIS "HAIR SALON" [HEHE ANOTHER JOKE] !! HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.... US : JON ARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS QUEER AS FOLK? JON : WHAT? US : YOU KNOW GAY ? JON : UMM, YES. US : REALLY, HOW LONG ? JON : FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.... ESPECIALLY THESE LAST YEARS IN S CLUB, LIFE HAS BEEN A BLAST, WITH THE GUYS. US : OK THEN... SO THERE U HAVE IT HE IS SO GAY .... A.K.A HAPPY !! !! !! GOT ANY QUESTIONS TO ASK SEND THEM.... E-MAIL |
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