| Chap 8 So they hung out at the beach together everything was going fab, they got to know eachother well... and things were fine until this happened. Rachel: So you're telling me that i shouldn't wear flowered clothing because it makes me look fat! C: Yeah basically. Rachel: And who made you fashion goddess all of a sudden? (Rach carried on) Jon:Girls, girls! Stop the fighting we're supposed to be friends nah! Bradley: But on the other hand, you can always solve your problem with a little wrestling match. Rachel + C: Shut up Bradley! Rachel: Hey you can't tell him to shut up! C: Why not? Rachel: Because he's an Sclubber and you're NOT!!!!!!! (Rachel shouted furiously getting off her beach blanket) (C got up and the girls began to argue) Kian: Hey what's going on over here? Don't be telling her things. Rachel: Well she started it all Jon: Yeah she did Kian: Who asked you? Jon: No one, but i was just saying what's true Bradley: Jon don't explain your actions to him! (The boys were getting started) (Then Ri, Jo, Han, Tina and Paul came along) Jo: Hey you guys that's enough! (Well you know what happened next!) (No they didn't have a brawl!) (Hey it's Jo remember she'll knock em all out) (They all stopped what they were doing and listened) Jo: Okay what happened? Bradley: Well she told me to shut up! Rachel: She told me i looked fat in flowered clothing! C: She told me i couldn't tell him to shut up! Jon: He was getting on like a muffin! (Jon said pointing to Kian) (Ri: That's because he is a muffin!) Ri: Why did you tell her that for? You know they already hate us for invading their privacy! C: Well, she does look bad... (C was saying but Ri kicked her on the foot) C: Ouch! what you do that for? She does look bad like that! Rachel: alright i had enough, i can't wait until we beat you in that competition, you all will be on your sorry bums back to where ever you came from! (Rachel walked off suddenly) Bradley: You know you guys are really mean! Kian: No we aren't Tina: Yes you are. (Then the SC7 walked off) Ri: That went well C: I know i'm sorry Kian: It's not your fault if you have a big mouth! C: Haha (They sat on the beach) Ri: We blew it big time. C: But seriously does she, or doesn't she look fat in flowered clothing? Ri: C! C: Tell me! Ri: Yeah! But it doesn't matter because we're on their bad side and you know they may have pretty faces, but i think we are in for some deep caca! Kian: well nothing can stop us! We will demolish them! C: Lets go home then! Chap 9 (In the kitchen) (The SC7 congregated) Paul: They seemed so nice, you know! Bradley: Yeah i was digging that C, she was fine, yeah from her thighs up she was wow! Jon: Bradley! (Jon shouted to the top of his voice) Jo: BRADLEY! (Soon a cushion flew and hit Bradley on the head) Bradley: Sorry! Tina: So here's the plan! (Tina carried on, they all were up to dirty schemes) Rachel: What's that? (Rachel said all disgusted) Hannah: Poo (Hannah said she had on some gloves and held the dog poo in a plastic bag up to Rachel's face) (Rachel pushed her hand away) Hannah: Is it enough? Jo: Yes it is! Rachel: What you need that for, if you're gonna give me a mud bath with that no way, i rather go to a spa! Hannah: It' not for you! You'll find out what it's for in due time! Jon: But on the other hand it will save you loads of cash! (So 3-2-1 was on their way back to the house) (And meanwhile the Sclubber's were planning something so wicked that it'll be talk soup for years to come) Jon: Is it ready? Tina: Yes Jon: Pour some in the bucket we'll give them a rude awakening when they come threw the front door. (So Tina poured the liquid over and yuch the stinge was unbearable) Hannah: Grosse! what do you feed that dog? Tina: Well whatever it is he eats, it makes a stinky joke! (The hung the bucket over the door and i guess you know what happened after) C: So i think that we should do Looking for love and probably Faith! Kian: Yeah i agree (They were walking up the drive way) (The SC7 were peaking through the side window) Ri: Nah i don't agree on that one! I hate looking for love it's to lovey dovey! (They finally reached the door but it wouldn't open) C: Is it locked. Kian: Hey if those pussies locked us out i will kick.. Ri: What? Anyways just push hard on it. (They all pushed on the door and it flew open) (Then it happened) (Poo water fell on them) C: Eww what is this! Kian: It's dog sh!T! Ri: yuck! C: It's your fault! Ri: How it's my fault? Kian: You said we were gonna be in deep sh!T! C: This is war! (They all walked into the house dragging poo water in with them) (The SC7 were in the other room laughing) Hannah: Here they come you guys! (The Sclubber's sat on the couch pretending that they were watching FRIENDS) Rachel: That Joey is a muffin Ri:Oh that's my fave show, mind if we join you? Kian: Ria what you doing? Ri: Just play along (Ri whisphered as she jumped on Jon's lap) C: Don't you just love the new shampoo i'm using? (C pushed her yucky hair in Paul's face) Kian: And my colonge, girls just love it! Don't you Hannah! (Kian sat next to Hannah) (The place began to smell like a sespite tank) Jo: I can't take the smell anymore. Don't you guys shower? (Jo said as if they did nothing) Kian: The nerve of you guys, we take you in and this is how you treat us! Tina: For your information you kicked us out remember Ri: No we didn't, we didn't do anything at all. Rachel: What you mean? You let us loose our house, our agent, our manager and now our jobs! C: We said we didn't do anything okay, it was all Howard's decision, we had no say anyway. Jon: Yeah right! Kian: Doesn't matter whether you believe us or not, because we really don't give a hoof anyway. Rachel: Neither do we! C: Fine! Rachel: Fine!!! Kian: Fine! Everyone: FINE!!!!!! (They all went in different directions) (After taking a shower and getting poo all off of them they all sat in Kian's room) Ri: We need a plan Kian: Something cruel and disgustingly sweet. Ri: I like that, now what should we do? C: I say we get back at them with their poo, cuz that was grosse and not cool at all! Kian: What's worst than poo? C: Dead animals? Kian: Like a certain dog they have! Ri: No no no! We can't harm him, it's a dog! I like animals that's not cool. C: We wouldn't kill it we'll just pretend we did! Kian: Hmm, sounds like a plan. |
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