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| The Men of Sclub Fatty Lounge |
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| ********************************** John just can't get enough of the Sclub Fatty girls. He's over at our place almost as frequently as we are at his. And yes ladies, it's true--he never lets your head hit the bed without his hand behind it. Click on him to see our page of Johnny pictures. ********************************** |
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| Otherwise known as Robert, Flash is Stephanie B's favorite boyfriend, and also the one she goes to when testing hypotheses for her budding career. When not hanging out with, talk to, or thinking about Stephanie, or working at the freakin' movie theater, he spends his time going to school and being goofy. |
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| Kane is actually a real person--it's just that he wouldn't let us put his real picture on the internet for fear that someone might put his head on some naked guy's body and post it all over the web. Aside from being a real person, most importantly, Kane is a real IRISH person (we just won't mention the Italian half of his family--they might have us "taken care of"). He's weird, but cool. Kane now lives in University Commons with many other ex 3 Cers. and several other charming young men. |
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| Bobby is one of the coolest guys in the world. Bobby es el Presidente del Ecuador. Bobby loves it when we Sclubby girls give him a call after we've been having a little "fun." Bobby just loves us period. He's helped us many times. I don't know what I would do without him. Besides, he owns the coolest game in the world, Alice. Bobby now lives in the Sclub's former residence, Rutherford. Evidently, it is now a cult. How oddly coincidental (who remembers the Sisterhood of the Solemn Depression) is that? |
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| What can we say about Francois?? This could pose to be quite a difficult question. First off, let me say that while I have decided that Fran, Doug, and Scotty are all the same person (particularly Doug and Fran), Fran is the person laughing in the picture to the left and Scotty is the one who thinks he is Superman. Yeah. Fran is cool because he knows music. And loves it to death. And anyone who loves music that much is definitely a friend of the Sclub's. Because we love music too. Yeah. However Fran has a huge dorky side. He goes to tech (boo!) and is double majoring in biology and history. What the hell is that? We have Miz Coconut Surprise herself to thank for introducing us to this piece of Eurotrash. |
| Jeff is our favorite lover who should've come over. If you're looking to listen to some Jeff, check out your local room of sadness. |
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