YO MAMMA JOKES
Yo mamma is like a hockey player
she does'nt change her pads for 3 periods
Yo Mamma's so fat , that when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to change it's name to , "Beaver" .
Knock , Knock
Who's there ?
Shame
Shame who
I did'nt know we were talking about yo mamma
Yo mamma's so fat that when the cops see her on the street corner they yell , " hey you guys , break it up " .
Yo mamma's so fat that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamma is so dirty that she has to creep up on the bath water
Yo Mamma's so big , fat & clumsy , when she tried to get to wal-mart she stumbled over k-mart and landed right on the target.
Yo mamma cooks so bad you family prays after they eat.
Yo Mamma's breath is so nasty that when sh burps her teeth have to duck
Yo mamma's breath is so bad that people actually look forward to her farts
Yo mammas so ugly , she had to trick -or-treat over the phone