KNOCK ,KNOCK JOKES






Knock Knock
who's there ?
sorry wronge door!
okay

Knock Knock
who's there?
tom
Hi tom

Knock Knock
who's there ??
arry
oh , is it arry potter
No , it's arryGOG the spider in the forbidden forest
okay
You know , the one who nearly eats arry
Yeah , yeah , i know okay.

Knock Knock
whos there ??
I want to order a pizza
okay
NOW
ok , what do u want ?
a plain pizza , no anchovies
and then..........
No , thats all i want
and then.........
THATS ALL I WANT
and then..............
no , i don't think u understand thats all i want ok.
AND THEN.........
and then u shut up-up and give me the goddamn pizza befor i shove my foot up your ass
.........................
Good she's getting my pizza
AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN .......

Knock Knock
whos there ?
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma who
Yo Mamma caught a flesh eating-virus 4 years ago and shes still fat
I bet your fat
I'm...........
Your fat aren't you? fat
I'm plumpish
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