2.Not everyone has been in the 717
3.Why can't the blonde dial 911 ?
She can't find the 11 !!!
4.What kind of people don't get invited to blonde parties ?
Women!!
5. A blonde , a brunette and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss always goes home early , "Hey girls ", says the brunette,"let's go home early tomorrow , she'll never know". So the next day , they all leave after the boss does.The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar , and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss!! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns to work at her normal time The brunette says , that was fun we should all do it again sometime. The blonde replys , No way i nearly got caught!
6.
One day a blonde called sally was putting together a puzzle , she was really stumped and very frustrated , so she decided to ask her husband for help.IT's supposed to be a tiger!' She cried . Honey said the husband , "put the frosted flakes back in the box!"
7. Two blondes are on the opposite side of the lake.One blonde yells to the other, how do i get to the other side of the lake . You are on the other side of the lake the other blonde yells back.
8.
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar ?
becuase she heard that the drinks where on the house.
9.
How do you keep a blonde busy ( see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy ( see above)
