thats right. we....are scio.we aren't just any scio. we are not a scio. we are the scio. the one and only. well...in all likely hood theres prolly another one. maybe even multiple scio's. scii if you will. but you better believe we're the important one! this is not some egotistcal band bent on conquering all the other scio's of the world. its just the bare naked truth. much like you in the shower. bare naked.

now...before we get to the fun stuff, we're sure that you have a few questions. such as, what is a scio? the dictionary defines scio as...well, nevermind...thats not really important. scio is 4 guys getting drunk and then playing scrabble at 2 in the morning, and getting words like gertfa, lytre, and of course scio to all amount to 375 points a piece. scio is the aftermath that followed, as 4drunken teenagers try and blugeon each other with their respective scrabble piece holders. in essence, scio represnts america and all that it stands for. scio is....us!

ok...remember way back there when we said it really doesnt matter what the dictionary says scio is? well...the whole pronunciation thing is kinda the same. just avoid saying it out loud in public places and you should be ok. honestly...we're as clueless as you are about the name. are we skee - oh? are we sky - oh? or are we sigh - oh? use your imagination and avoid speaking it aloud. from here on in, all public references to scio shall be "that band" due to the fact that no one can pronounce our name.

all right. you cant see it right now, but pretend theres a big "under construction" sign across the site. us scioans are still working on this novelty of the internet. the up coming attractions are: scio news; band bios, history, and intimate secrets; scio pictures; scio lyrics; and, just incase we ever play any shows, we'll put up a scio shows page too. just a note to our dedicated fans. the "scio: live and livin large" page has been taken down. apparently hard core nudity is a no-no on family friendly servers. however, for the low price $9.95 you can still get a copy of the video. thats right, catch the group in all their crazy antics and late night sleep overs once again. contains nudity.-Geoff