Vol.1                      Hemant Rockers                         Edition.1

 

To have something is equivalent to have nothing unless you have everything.

 

The journey of life is limited but the dreams are unlimited.

 

 

God is a myth,

                    God is ethic,

God is the action,

                    God is reaction,

God is mystery,

                    God is chemistry,

God has a shine,

                    God is divine,

Still its not mine,

                    Imagination is fine,

Its mystery to define.

                                                By ŕ Hemant Kumar  

 

 

To have pain is equivalent to have gain at least of experiencing that pain in others.

 

 

A blunder is evitable but a mistake is not.

 

 

Vikas has only one precious asset ……………….his hairs which are …………..just  making him to worry a lot . Now you might have guessed what is happening to…….

He is trying whole night and day on internet (and oh no his MTNL bill is inversely proportional to his hairs) to find a cure but, he is unsuccessful. What might possibly be the reasons for that, lets investigate the case in scientific manner.

    The number of books he studies (Nb) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))

                                     MTNL bill (Mb) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))

                               Gauri’s Dream (Gd) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))2

                             Sangeeta’s bond (Sb) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))3

     Effect of all clear clinic shampoo(c) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))0.5

                       Effect of temperature (T) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))0.25

                             Effect of pressure (P) µ 1/(number of hairs on his head (Nh))3

 

Therefore we can easily conclude that,

                          (Nh)10.75 µ 1/(Nb . Mb . Gd . Sb . c . T . P)

    So,                   Nh = k /(Nb . Mb . Gd . Sb . c . T . P)10.75

 

Result : Vikas is surely going to become hairless just after his marriage.

 

 

 

                       

 

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