I am out hunting . . . and you never know where I will surface. You see, the catacombs are extensive... You might attract my attention (wanted or otherwise) by visiting and leaving messages for the captives. They do need moral support. See you soon . . .

Greetings and welcome to The Catacombs. You have entered a dark and scary place (as if you didn't already know). You are very brave. I'm the Wizard, and over there, is a friend of Kay's, Midnight (better known as Kay's medium). We're here to keep the peace and see to the needs of the captives. Do behave, or you may find yourselves listed amongst them! If you'll keep single file, Midnight and I shall grant you entry for a short visit.

Notice to Prisoners and Visitors: See the elevator doors below (proving that the catacombs have been modernized to provide access to everyone)? Enter the elevator to sign in, post all your gripes, complaints, and otherwise communicate with your fellow catacomb captives. Oh, the book is also for visitors to leave you messages. Let your friends know you are imprisoned so they can visit and bring you supplies. So, please use it!