| Collection of Death Row Witticism. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."--Robert Alton Harris [gassed 4/21/1992] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Commute me or execute me. Don't drag it out."--Jesse Bishop [gassed 10/22/1979] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I guess nobody is going to call."--Edward Earl Johnson [gassed 5/20/1987] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm sorry for what I done. I deserve it. I hope Jesus forgives me. I'm gingling all over."--Jeffrey Barney [executed 4/16/1986] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| (after injection) "I'm still awake..."--Robyn Leroy Parks [injected 3/10/1992] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'd like to thank my family for loving and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."--Johnny Frank Garrett [injected 2/11/1992] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| James William Hamblen smiled, winked and stuck his tongue out at witnesses. [electrocuted 9/21/1990] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I look stretched out like a cooked goose."--Robert Black [executed 5/22/1992] | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Remember, the death penalty is murder."--Robert Drew [executed 8/2/1994] | |||||||||||||||||||||
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