Collection of Death Row Witticism.
"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."--Robert Alton Harris [gassed 4/21/1992]
"Commute me or execute me.  Don't drag it out."--Jesse Bishop [gassed 10/22/1979]
"I guess nobody is going to call."--Edward Earl Johnson [gassed 5/20/1987]
"I'm sorry for what I done.  I deserve it.  I hope Jesus forgives me.  I'm gingling all over."--Jeffrey Barney [executed 4/16/1986]
(after injection) "I'm still awake..."--Robyn Leroy Parks [injected 3/10/1992]
"I'd like to thank my family for loving and taking care of me.  And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."--Johnny Frank Garrett [injected 2/11/1992]
James William Hamblen smiled, winked and stuck his tongue out at witnesses.  [electrocuted 9/21/1990]
"I look stretched out like a cooked goose."--Robert Black [executed 5/22/1992]
"Remember, the death penalty is murder."--Robert Drew [executed 8/2/1994]
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