Worried about the future? Not sure whether that Ivy League board of admissions is going to pave your way? Don't want to disappoint your parents with your absymally low pile of Big Fat Envelopes? Afraid it's Berlin Tech for you?

Well, never fear! We here at Acceptance 4 You! believe in making your life easier. We can't get you into college, but who needs a Harvard education anyway? It's the prestige you want, the little "We are pleased beyond belief to inform you" letter that will make the rest of your highschool career a breeze.

Because everyone knows that highschool's the most important thing there is.

In the list below you'll find the basic formats for a variety of college acceptance letters. Just click on the college of your choice, fill in the helpful key with information about yourself and whatever gratuitous adoring comments you want, fill in a minimum of three of your credit card numbers (for ID purposes only), and print out the resulting masterpiece.

It'll fool your parents!
Guidance counselor!
Principal!
Teachers!
Friends!
Pets!

(do not test this with your college's board of admissions. we will disavow any knowledge of this site and/or your existence)

Harvard!


Yale!


Oxford!


Princeton!

AND

UNH!

Thanks for visiting, and remember:

With just a big computer
and just a buck or two
We'll make it all so simple
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