Mysterious
Ever illusive
Quick like lightning
Swift like mountain lion
Agile like monkey
Flexible like stretch Armstrong
Never seen
Always keen
Lethal intensions
Bent on revenge
Cooler than cool
Cold as ice
Warm like something that isn't warm because they are so cold
If you ever see one
RUN
Not like that will help cus yer fucked either way
But run anyway for ninjas enjoy the chase.
Blacker than the blackest African
Chineseier than the most purebred Chinese person
Sexy tight buttocks
Awsome
copyright Dan Schuessler circa 2002
While your taking a bath
You'll suffer its wrath
every time you masturbate
ninjas kill kittens
samuri swords.
drop kickin,
ninja style,
busted heads in pile.
don't be frontin,
the black masked beasts.
they'll take you out,
cause they don't wear shoes on their feet,
they fight in packs,
beneath your shadows.
dressed in black,
they'll win the battles.
with ten foot swords,
that they pull out of the pants.
ninjas will destroy all with the fuckin ninja dance!