Walkthrough for Brian's Quest


From the opening screen, go down, right, right (into to the cafeteria.) 
Go up to the chef and ORDER GUACAMOLE.  
Go left, then right (this time taking the hallway near the bottom of the screen.)
Enter the top door (type OPEN DOOR.) Then, GIVE BERGLAND GUACAMOLE. 
Then, GET BEER. Exit the room, then go left 3 screens, and GIVE JANITOR BEER. 
You should now have the KEY. 

Now, go left.  Enter the upper door, and walk up to the teacher. 
TALK TO TROBAK ABOUT MAQUIS. Then, go to the desk, and GET FLAGS. 
Exit the room, then go up one screen. Then, enter the upper door. 
Go over to the bathroom stall, and GET TOILET PAPER. Exit the room, and go right. 
Enter the door on this screen. Go to the woman on this screen, and ASK FRAU FOR COMPUTER PASS. 
Exit the room, and go down two screens. 
In the computer room, go to the woman, and GIVE WOMAN COMPUTER PASS. 
Then, go to the empty computer and SIT. Then, DOWNLOAD PORN. STAND, and then exit the room. 
Now, go right, and then go left up the staircase. 

Go left again, and go to the door. UNLOCK DOOR. OPEN DOOR. 
Once you are in the room, go up to the kid, and GIVE DALE PORN. 
You should now have received the AFTERSHAVE. Exit the room, go right two screens. 
You should now be back on the first floor. Go right again. 
Now, go over to the table with the girl sitting at it. SIT in the empty chair. 
Now, USE AFTERSHAVE. Next, TALK TO GIRL. After the girl has kissed you and left, STAND. 
Then, go left one screen. Go up the staircase to the left. 
Now, enter the passageway which the two kids are guarding. 
You should now be on top of the school building. Next, TIE FLAGS TOGETHER. 
You should now have a ROPE. You now have two different options:
1. TIE ROPE TO WIND VANE.  or
2. TIE TOILET PAPER TO WIND VANE.
Finally, you can CLIMB down the rope/toilet paper. That completes the game.




Point list:

getting guacamole: 5 (5)
giving Mr. Bergland guacamole: 12 (17)
getting the beer: 3 (20)
giving the janitor beer and getting the key: 10 (30)
talking to Mr. Trobak about the maquis: 12 (42)
getting the flags: 3 (45)
getting the toilet paper 5 (50)
getting computer pass from Frau Sprenger: 5 (55)
downloading porn: 8 (63)
unlocking the door: 2 (65)
giving Dale porn, getting aftershave from him: 20 (85)
using the aftershave: 5 (90)
talking to girl, and getting kissed: 25 (115)
entering the passageway: 10 (125)
making the flags into a rope: 10 (135)
tying rope/toilet paper to wind vane: 5 (140)
climbing down the rope/toilet paper: 10 (150)