A Tribute to Jake, Some Guy I Don't Even Know
Jacob Brent Martindale is a guy I've never met. He was born somewhere and he now lives somewhere. If I knew him, we would probably be friends. Maybe we would hang out sometimes, but then there would probably be some times where we would both be too busy to do anything.
There are some foods that he really likes, but as with most people, there are probably some things he doesn't like too. Also, there are some movies he likes as well as some he doesn't. His favorite actor is male and his favorite actress is female.
If I had ever met him, my first impression of him would have been that he is a human male.
I'll bet he is a person who likes to sleep at night and be awake in the day. That is something we probably have in common. But I rarely sleep... and he probably does sleep... so we might not have that in common.
If I ever meet "Jake" (as some people call him), I hope he doesn't shoot me for talking about him on my website. If he wants to, I hope this humble gift will change his mind. I dedicate this page of my site to Jacob Brent Martindale.
Jake... please don't kill me... I like living...